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Candy. just like cool stuff like bulls-eyes and other wrapped [censored]. [/ QUOTE ] dude, she likes candy. i want something that has weight and would make her THINK its something heavy=good...then open it up and think to herself, "oh crap, he's a freaking idiot" and then have to pretend to like it so as not to upset me, and FINALLY be really happy when she finds the gift taped to the lid. -Barron |
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Sand. With the added bonus that she'll dig through it trying to find something in the sand before realizing its taped to the top of the box.
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oh...i misread the OP. um...a dead cat. do you happen to live in wisconsin?
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[ QUOTE ] Candy. just like cool stuff like bulls-eyes and other wrapped [censored]. [/ QUOTE ] dude, she likes candy. i want something that has weight and would make her THINK its something heavy=good...then open it up and think to herself, "oh crap, he's a freaking idiot" and then have to pretend to like it so as not to upset me, and FINALLY be really happy when she finds the gift taped to the lid. -Barron [/ QUOTE ] Go to cosco and get one of those HUGE bottles of shampoo, then another HUGE bottle of conditoner. Seriosuly some of those bottles are like 5 pounds a piece. It also fits the bill of stupid gift, cuz shell think you are getting her shampoo and conditioner cuz shes a girl, and chicks dig that stuff. edited to add: make sure its the crappy cosco brand stuff too |
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...she's never seen starwars 1 or 2 so i got both of them for her since she likes star wars.... [/ QUOTE ] Just go ahead and get her a bowling ball with your name on it, too. |
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well, someone has to do it....
this thread is useless without pics |
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well, someone has to do it.... this thread is useless without pics [/ QUOTE ] hes already posted pics in a diff thread. |
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go to walmart and get one of those huge fans for $10. thats all they cost.
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Have a male stripper jump out of the box, with the dvds taped to his crotch under his man-thong so he can flash her and reveal the real gift.
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she's never seen starwars 1 or 2 so i got both of them for her since she likes star wars [/ QUOTE ] she won't after she sees these. |
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