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Re: idea for dealing with bums...lol?
"sorry, I cant carry change in these pants, it just falls right out"
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I will throw pennies at you when I find you.
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Re: idea for dealing with bums...lol?
This is a noble idea, although safety glasses will become a very powerful bargaining item for the homeless as well if we carry this plan out.
Funny bum story that I'd like to add: Go to a baseball game with some friends and we are walking to the game from the bar. A homeless guy asks one kid for some change and he replies that he doesn't have any. So the homeless guy says something to the effect of: "well, thanks anyways fatso." The other two guys and me completely lose it laughing and the fat kid can't even come up with a response. This was not dropped for quite a while, and I still have never seen anyone else getting pwned like this by a homeless guy. |
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Well, if pwning someone is being a total jackass, that guy's got it licked.
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OP,
Such devices that can fire pocket change exist. They are called shotguns. Firing them out of a car window is great fun. Helpfully, J |
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"Best dollar eighty I ever spent!"
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Re: idea for dealing with bums...lol?
[ QUOTE ]
This is a noble idea, although safety glasses will become a very powerful bargaining item for the homeless as well if we carry this plan out. Funny bum story that I'd like to add: Go to a baseball game with some friends and we are walking to the game from the bar. A homeless guy asks one kid for some change and he replies that he doesn't have any. So the homeless guy says something to the effect of: "well, thanks anyways fatso." The other two guys and me completely lose it laughing and the fat kid can't even come up with a response. This was not dropped for quite a while, and I still have never seen anyone else getting pwned like this by a homeless guy. [/ QUOTE ] I have a story similar to this. Oddly enough, this happened when I was going to a baseball game. I'm walking down the street with my friends, when this guy who is walking behind us a little bit catches up to us and says to me "You been eatin' your collard greens, boy?" I had no idea what anyone says to this, so I just say something "Nah, man" Then the homeless bum says..."You gettin' fat boy!" My friends and I immediately start dying laughing. It was a pretty long time before the whole "You got insulted by a homeless guy" thing blew over. But it was [censored] hilarious. It was probably a lot funnier when it actually happened, but I don't know. |
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I have a quarter krazy glued to sidewalk in front of my house.
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Re: idea for dealing with bums...lol?
You could always pay them to drink chemicals
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