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08-31-2005, 12:58 PM
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Re: Best News I Have Heard All Week Re: The Onion
this is great news (and wow, is their site slow!). here's one of my all-time favorites: crazy man announces plans to stand in doorway, yell at cars all day
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08-31-2005, 01:00 PM
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this is great news (and wow, is their site slow!). here's one of my all-time favorites: crazy man announces plans to stand in doorway, yell at cars all day [/ QUOTE ] It's always slow on wednesday(s). I actually stopped reading the onion for a while because they removed the print option. Need something to take into my private bathroom ya know.
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08-31-2005, 01:03 PM
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Addressing reporters, the 47-year-old Fife said, "At approximately 9:30 a.m. on the day in question, shortly after I finish lunging at dogs, I will proceed to the front steps of the Simmons Building and yell loudly for nine hours. The screaming will be broken by a 15-minute fit of rigid catatonia, most likely in the late afternoon." Among the topics Fife plans to address during his nine-hour rant: the ace of diamonds, bookshelves, the man trying to kill him, those goddamn bananas, people from St. Louis, closed-up straws, Trapper John, MD, and papers, papers everywhere. "I may briefly stray from my agenda to urinate into the revolving door at the building's entrance," Fife said, "but, for the most part, I will focus on the task at hand and spend the bulk of the day yelling at the various passing cars." [/ QUOTE ] Dude, when they are on, they are ON.
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08-31-2005, 01:14 PM
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08-31-2005, 01:22 PM
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