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10-28-2005, 12:00 PM
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Re: Children\'s book or cow erotica? You decide.
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The day warms up, and your breath comes hot and heavy from your broad, wet nose. You jump the fence and chase around sniffing butts and threatening cars. You pee on some dude in the shower because he asked you to, fulfilling a goal he has had for years [/ QUOTE ] 
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#2
10-28-2005, 09:57 AM
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Re: Children\'s book or cow erotica? You decide.
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The author is trying to justify marrying and repeatedly nailing a fat chick. [/ QUOTE ] Hmmm I didn't think of that. You could be right, but I'm pretty sure the dude [censored]s livestock.
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#3
10-28-2005, 10:00 AM
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Re: Children\'s book or cow erotica? You decide.
I've ready a lot of children's books to my kids, and there's a few where the odd line seems a bit adult/ incongruous/ suggestive. However, to a child they are fine, as they are innocent of the reasons which we as adults would lead us to interpret the words differently.
But this one if FUBAR. I've never known anything so FUBAR.
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10-28-2005, 01:42 AM
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Re: Children\'s book or cow erotica? You decide.
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okay, this is the funniest thing i have ever read. I'm just trying to picture you reading this to your daughter and I double over laughing. [/ QUOTE ]
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10-28-2005, 09:56 AM
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Re: Children\'s book or cow erotica? You decide.
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okay, this is the funniest thing i have ever read. I'm just trying to picture you reading this to your daughter and I double over laughing. [/ QUOTE ] At first I was shocked, then disgusted, then I just started laughing.
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10-28-2005, 12:46 PM
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Re: Children\'s book or cow erotica? You decide.
Can I have the name of the farmer please? He sounds like a lot of fun!
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#9
10-28-2005, 12:49 PM
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Re: Children\'s book or cow erotica? You decide.
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Can I have the name of the farmer please? He sounds like a lot of fun! [/ QUOTE ] Awesome.
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