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#12
10-04-2005, 01:40 PM
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Re: i need tp for my bunghole
Paper towels are key. Newspaper in a pinch.
One time I was hiking Lake Tahoe. Got lost a bit on the way back. This was bad, since the morning's buffet breakfast was making its move. Now this damn trail was too crowded and the surrounding trees too skinny to just pull over and pinch a loaf. The lot I left my car it had a port-o-let, so I was making as good a time I could uphill with keeping a tight grip on the old ring. Get to said toilet and have a cigarette-worthy evacuation, but there's no toilet paper. Fortunately I had a legal pad in my backpack. Multivariable Calculus notes aren't perfectly absorbant, but they'll do in a pinch. Just had to be careful to avoid paper cuts. 
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#14
10-04-2005, 02:05 PM
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Re: i need tp for my bunghole
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[ QUOTE ] Grab your copy of Ken Warren Teaches Texas Hold 'Em, and wipe your ass with it. [/ QUOTE ] This is exceptable if you've already made the mistake of buying it. If not I prefer to cut the middleman and just wipe your ass with a 20 dollar bill. [/ QUOTE ] No way. Ken Warren's advice spared my stepdaughter from getting an idiotic tattoo. From the classic "Winner's Guide to Texas Holdem": (slightly paraphrased) "Who you want to play poker against: People with tattoos. If anyone is stupid enough to get a tattoo, they must be a terrible poker player." Truer words were never uttered. Easily worth the $18 I paid for this classic tome. I want to get it autographed.
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#15
10-04-2005, 02:07 PM
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Re: i need tp for my bunghole
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Take your clothes off and get in the shower. Just make sure to rinse the tub out really well after your done. [/ QUOTE ] Exactly. Aren't you about to shower anyway? That's your answer.
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#16
10-04-2005, 02:27 PM
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Re: i need tp for my bunghole
Am I the only one who checks for paper before taking care of business?
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#17
10-04-2005, 02:28 PM
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Am I the only one who checks for paper before taking care of business? [/ QUOTE ] I'm lucky if I can find the bathroom first thing in the morning much less check for paper.
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#18
10-04-2005, 02:35 PM
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Re: i need tp for my bunghole
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Am I the only one who checks for paper before taking care of business? [/ QUOTE ] If not the only one, you're certainly in the minority
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#19
10-04-2005, 02:50 PM
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Re: i need tp for my bunghole
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[ QUOTE ] Am I the only one who checks for paper before taking care of business? [/ QUOTE ] If not the only one, you're certainly in the minority [/ QUOTE ]
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