A Foreigner, A Stripper, April Fool's Day, and Lots of Pressure

What % of strippers do you think know this AND have the improvisational ability to remember and use it in this situation?

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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What % of UNLV students do you think know this AND have the improvisational ability to remember and use it in this situation?

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[Vavavoom]

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In keeping with the stripper theme (which I highly encourage):

Pick a friend that you know is particularly tight with money, but who would be willing to put up his credit card at a strip club if he somehow knew for sure that it was only going to be for a limited amount of money. Perhaps he tends to be a little short on cash and likes to put stuff on his card and have people pay him back in cash so that he has cash for the night. We all have this type of friend.

Stay at the strip club for a long time, always telling him that you or somebody else is taking care of everything and that it's not going on his card anymore.

You and all of your friends disappear when he goes to the bathroom. It's best if you can just tell him that you'll meet him outside when he's done. This will take some careful planning and craft.

When he tries to leave, have the biggest MoFo bouncer in the joint tell him that he's not going anywhere until he pays his bill. Then have your hired gun deliver him the credit card bill for $11,827.42.

Irieguy

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HAHAHAHAHAHA - I would SH*T my pants if this happened to me...

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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In keeping with the stripper theme (which I highly encourage):

Pick a friend that you know is particularly tight with money, but who would be willing to put up his credit card at a strip club if he somehow knew for sure that it was only going to be for a limited amount of money. Perhaps he tends to be a little short on cash and likes to put stuff on his card and have people pay him back in cash so that he has cash for the night. We all have this type of friend.

Stay at the strip club for a long time, always telling him that you or somebody else is taking care of everything and that it's not going on his card anymore.

You and all of your friends disappear when he goes to the bathroom. It's best if you can just tell him that you'll meet him outside when he's done. This will take some careful planning and craft.

When he tries to leave, have the biggest MoFo bouncer in the joint tell him that he's not going anywhere until he pays his bill. Then have your hired gun deliver him the credit card bill for $11,827.42.

Irieguy

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HAHAHAHAHAHA - I would SH*T my pants if this happened to me...

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Of course, when he doesn't pay right away, the bouncer needs to take him back to a dark, secluded room where he'll of course be beaten... BY A STRIPPER!!!!!!!!!

[Clarkmeister]

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