Funny Lines from movies that aren't comedies

[M2d]

I was debating between this one and the "I let him go" exchange between the governator and tommy chong's daughter.

[TheIrishThug]

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You're going to have to convince me Fight Club is not a comedy.

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fight club is not a comedy and neither is any of palahniuk's books r comedies. it's just that his style talks about these obsurd situations so plainly and in depth that it is humorus.

[Phill S]

"Hes making a womans dress; out of real women"

Phill

[A_C_Slater]

End of Days with Arnold Schwarznegger, villian is hanging off the edge of a speeding bus or something.


Villian: I'm not afraid to die, man!

Ahnold (Austrian accent): Good, cause I'm not afraid to kill you

[Hal 2000]

"Now ya's can't leave."- A Bronx Tale

[TheCroShow]

"Hey porky pig, I hope you get molested!" another gem from donnie darko.

[offTopic]

Leave the gun.
Take the cannolis.

[coolhandkuhn]

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endless quotes from this movie, even though it's a satire (not really a comedy):

"Get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your ass"

"Varda truffle? I don't want you to get drunk, but uh, that's a very fine chardonnay you're not drinking"

"I'm into, oh geez, Murders and Executions mostly.
Do you like it?
Well that depends. Why?
Most guys I know...who are into Mergers and Acquisitions...really don't like it."

"I see they've omitted the pork loin with lime jello."

"Mistletoe alert"

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reading that (and the 2000 other deadpan one-liners) is so much better than the movie. Do yourself a favor and read the book if you haven't. End shameless Bret Easton Ellis plug.

[lucas9000]

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"Now ya's can't leave."- A Bronx Tale

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funny? no way...that was badass.