Hellmuth Loses Crown!!

[Michael Emery]

What a joke. Why Esfandiari would even consider himself remotely famous I have no idea. He makes it sound like hes a legit "A" list celebrity and the world revolves around him.

Mike Emery

[RandomFluke]

"The world's dull normals will be going off to work before we roll out."

So anyone who has a regular job is boring? Wow, his 15 minutes have really gone to his head. I remember Diablo's thread about who would you like to see go bust and I don't think I could think of anyone, but I think Antonio would make my list now.

[PokerProdigy]

I must say that this is a very pathetic article Antonio wrote. He comes across as saying "I think I am totally cool because of the poker explosion everyone knows me, including some 'betties' but since I got NO game I'll just give them 'the wave' and make them giggle and then tell all the other poker players how cool I am, and how every guy wants to be like me, and every 'betty' wants to be with me. I am Antonio the Magician and I am so cool, hear me roar..."

Common, don't you guys just wish you were Antonio, because after reading this article it is obvious he is SO COOL!!!

What do you guys think? Is giving up both testicles still a positive EV move to be as cool as Antonio?

Oh yeah, and why is Chris "Jesus" Fergusen hanging out with them at the club, macking on "betties?"

LOL [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[RandomFluke]

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Does anybody else find it funny that Chris "Jesus" Fergusen is hanging out with them?

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I'm sure Chris likes to get laid too.

[PokerProdigy]

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Does anybody else find it funny that Chris "Jesus" Fergusen is hanging out with them?

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I'm sure Chris likes to get laid too.

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Yeah, but do you honestly think Chris is taking anything home from the nightclub??? I just can't see it, even though he probably "likes to get laid too."

[cwsiggy]

First of all - Chris is a killer line dancer which I've been told gets you more female action than just about anything short of being a rock star. I also think he has a girlfirend.
What he is doing hanging out with Antonio is another story...

[PokerProdigy]

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First of all - Chris is a killer line dancer which I've been told gets you more female action than just about anything short of being a rock star. I also think he has a girlfirend.
What he is doing hanging out with Antonio is another story...

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Damn, why are you sticking up for Chris? Do you think he's hot?

I'm just kidding around, but do you honestly think Chris is a pimp? Because I just don't see it happening. Plus if line-dancing is so pimp, then how come most of those hicks aren't the mackest of all macks?

P.S. Wouldn't it be funny if I was totally wrong and Chris "Jesus" Fergusen is just a big pimp who pulls some hot "betties." [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[J_V]

Wow. His parents should be ashamed. I hate this [censored].

[RandomFluke]

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I'm just kidding around, but do you honestly think Chris is a pimp?

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Chris has lots of money, a nice car(I assume), and semi-celebrity status. Anyone one of those things will let you get the "betties" but all 3 in one means he will have no trouble picking up a gurly in a nightclub if he is feeling the urge.

[Gamblor]

Allin Magazine, if I recall, is much less a poker magazine and more a poker lifestyle magazine.

I would not be the least bit surprised if an editor went to Antonio and told him to rewrite it as if he were a rock star.

They're trying to create idols, personas, etc. the same way Hollywood and Pro Sports do it.

I doubt he's actually a condescending [censored].

but what do I know? I'm a condescending [censored].