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Re: Hilarity at Wynn (Very OT and Lame)
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Did you tip the bathroom attendant? Don't make me start another tipping thread.. [/ QUOTE ] Why not? It would be an improvement on this one. |
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Re: Hilarity at Wynn (Very OT and Lame)
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I was playing at the Wynn. I had the urge to take a piss, so I got up and walked to the bathroom. I get to the bathroom and it has a door, so I go in through the door. I walk past the sinks and I find the urinals. Wow, lots of urinals. I pick one with the proper spacing away from the other pissing dudes and I unzip. I pull out my penis and I make with the peeing. La la la la la, time passes. I finish pissing. I shake off, put it back in my pants, and zip up. I walk to the sink and wash my hands. Time to head back to the table I think to myself and I leave the bathroom. [/ QUOTE ] You wash your hands? Lame. You missed an extra hand, plus what were you doing peeing on your hands? |
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Re: Hilarity at Wynn (Very OT and Lame)
Being that you are going back to handling poker chips, I think the hand washing is unecessary even if you peed on them. (Unless the Wynn's are actually still new enough to be cleanish)
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Re: Hilarity at Wynn (Very OT and Lame)
washing your hands is -EV
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Re: Hilarity at Wynn (Very OT and Lame)
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washing your hands is -EV [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: Hilarity at Wynn (Very OT and Lame)
I just remembered something. Has anyone taken a piss at the Wynn recently? They put these like velcro things in the urinals that make your pee not splash and just sort of foam up on contact. It's really [censored] weird.
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Re: Hilarity at Wynn (Very OT and Lame)
Tony,
It is for this reason that I wash before pissing. Shant, Splashing piss on your fine wool trousers is so common. Of course they have ways to prevent that. |
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Re: Hilarity at Wynn (Very OT and Lame)
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I just remembered something. Has anyone taken a piss at the Wynn recently? They put these like velcro things in the urinals that make your pee not splash and just sort of foam up on contact. It's really [censored] awesome. [/ QUOTE ] FYP |
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Re: Hilarity at Wynn (Very OT and Lame)
One time I was at the blackjack tables I overheard a girl at the table next to me saying "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
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Re: Hilarity at Wynn (Very OT and Lame)
thanks lewis
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