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16 | 30.19% |
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11 | 20.75% |
| I'm a p*ssy but think you're a bigger one and will lay it down without the nuts |
  
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6 | 11.32% |
| I have you beat and want more of your chips, but don't think you'll call any more than the minimum |
  
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20 | 37.74% |
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11-08-2005, 06:22 AM
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Re: Toilet Habits
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] someone should start a thread on the different names of poop. my fav is the birthday poop. [/ QUOTE ] Please eloborate. [/ QUOTE ] birthday poop = a poop that when you are finished, and you go to wipe, there is nothing there, making it almost like a present, because you don't have to wipe! [/ QUOTE ] This is incorrect. The poop you describe is known as "The Immaculate One-Wipe." [/ QUOTE ] I had allways called it the "ghost poop" 
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11-08-2005, 09:57 PM
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Re: Toilet Habits
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[ QUOTE ] someone should start a thread on the different names of poop. my fav is the birthday poop. [/ QUOTE ] I think it was Eddie Murphy that did a skit on this before. Funny stuff. [/ QUOTE ] Richard Pryor
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11-07-2005, 04:43 PM
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Re: Toilet Habits
I really don't want to bump a 2+ month old post, and I want some of the new blood (me) to participate.
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#6
11-07-2005, 08:50 PM
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Re: Toilet Habits
Baby wipes. It's like a refreshing dip in a mountain stream, so cool and refreshing. Trust me.
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11-07-2005, 08:55 PM
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Re: Toilet Habits
I'm interested in the 2 people that use 1 square per wipe and the two people that do one wipe. How do you keep from getting brown hands/pants with either of these?
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11-07-2005, 09:03 PM
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Re: Toilet Habits
my friends and i always called the one-clean wipe a "flawless dump".
one type that always pissed me off: when you are about to get in the shower and you consult with your body to see if there is any need to crap and it doesn't feel like you do at all. then the second you get out and feel nice and fresh and clean, you have to go. we never came up with a clever name for it. but it sucks. doubly because very rarely is it ever a flawless dump.
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11-07-2005, 09:15 PM
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Re: Toilet Habits
I think that my least favorite dump is the one that comes after a high-output run. The one where about 1/2 a mile from the end you get the surge urge and have to actually slow down so that you don't shart yourself.
The reason it is so bad is not because of the discomfort. It is because once you do sprint up to your bathroom to get your dump on, you sit on the toilet and can not get proper ass cheek separation because you are sweating so much you keep sliding around. You run a serious risk of the disasterous "poop-on-the-side-of-your-ass" poop. And I think the sweat makes wiping harder.
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