Would this taste good?

[istewart]

I have no idea how to cook anything but awhile back I wanted chocolate chip cookies and was thinking of making the following.

Put like 1/4 stick of butter in a bowl.
Add a lot of white sugar.
Add a little brown sugar.
A few drops of vanilla.

"Stir" it up, maybe add water.

Would this taste good? If not, what can I do that doesn't involve an oven or egg-beater to make it awesome?