Best quotes of the 2006 WSOP ME (ESPN)

[Dynasty]

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Best quotes of the 2006 WSOP ME (ESPN

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Can I borrow your time machine?

Kiddy games are down the street.

[UATrewqaz]

"Unless you have aces... you don't have aces... I know you don't have aces"

"I doubled up with this hand earlier"

"What's the count?" *told the count* "Can I get a count?"

or any other gems of ignorance by HDOG.

[Russ McGinley]

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"What's the count?" *told the count* "Can I get a count?"

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This is really the winner. This was pure genius.

Russ, your avatar is priceless!

...As far as quotes go, all the good poker-related ones have been taken. I'll contribute one by Norman Chad, when the smelly Scot's "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO...YES! YES! YES!" schtick was still fresh on day one:

"Brings back memories of my wedding night, Lon."

[Kyo Souma II]

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"What's the count?" *told the count* "Can I get a count?"

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This is really the winner. This was pure genius.

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"What's the count?"
"One point three million exactly.."
"Can you count it?"

-kyo

[Toddy]

"He's (Lederer) been getting beat unreal. It looks like someone shot his dog he lost a third of his stack........ So i popped him for thirty w/ 68 offsuit"

Norman Chad:

Some last year thought Greg Raymer was a fluke. Now, Raymer is telling everyone where they can stick their fluke

[MicroBob]

"Johnny Chan is at my table."

[dlk9s]

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"Johnny Chan is at my table."

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Well played, attention whore. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]