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Re: Best lines said/heard after a suckout(low content)
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I explain collusion purpose of rule. [/ QUOTE ] I generally find the act of explaining this to be -EV, but perhaps your games are different than mine. |
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Re: Best lines said/heard after a suckout(low content)
If I haven't been chatting at the table, I will occasionally feed my opponent's appetite for mega-astro-tilt by pretending to be a bot. I'll let out a "/ERR stack overflow -1347" followed by a few other "/ERR" messages. I learned this tactic from the great Poker Grub.
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As you point to the flop cards... "Some people play this end of the board..."
Move your finger to the river... "While some people play THIS end of the board" |
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As you point to the flop cards... "Some people play this end of the board..." Move your finger to the river... "While some people play THIS end of the board" [/ QUOTE ] i love it. next mission: to suck out on someone and use it... |
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I always like
"suckout like champion today" (stolen from someone here at 2+2) |
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"You are the worst f***ing player I've ever seen in my f***ing live." Got to love live 3/6 games [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Also heard from 2+2:
It builds character. |
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Some guy at one of the forums I frequent (maybe even this one, which I browse more than anything) wrote about some fella, mid-50ish, who went beet red after the poster nailed a river flush to beat his straight or something like that to take a huge pot. Apparently, it was one of those nights for beet-red guy where nothing he hit would stand up. Beet-red guy just screams, "Go crawl back up into your mother's womb and die!!"
The funniest damned tilt line I've ever heard/read. I like to use a "husband" line on some fool who starts ranting after taking a bad beat. "Boo-fing-hoo. Go cry on your husband's shoulder." "Go ask your husband for more money and reload." Stuff like that. It really gets 'em going. |
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After calling with 67o in a 3/6 game with a full kill on the hand and sucking out with trip 6's, I was asked "how could you call a cap with that crap", "Hey I did say 'hee haw' when I called didnt I?" to which the floor who had been watching the hand added "DonK Quixote lives!". Opps earned a nickname there. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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Re: Best lines said/heard after a suckout(low content)
I have a bunch of em when I suck out...I never make a comment when my opponent sucks out.
The good cards ALWAYS come on the river. I can't figure out how I've lost 23 days in a row. Is this game here everyday? I know it makes you sick, but it makes me well. Josh |
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