Favorite Lines at the poker table, part 2

[goofball]

my favorite line i've said at the table

i'm not in the hand
strong player bet on the river, asian lag calls
strong player turns over his hand and says KICKER!

i say 'kickers are for suckers"

[uw_madtown]

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He bets out 1/4 of the pot. Bad player folds. I check raise him all in and say, "Higgins, I think you are completely full of [censored]."

He sits there for a minute, tries to give me a stone-cold Scotty Fischman stare, breaks out into a stupid grin and says, "I really hate you sometimes."

NT

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This is hilarious.

Keep up the good work! *thumbs up*

My favorite lines are when the local regular rock players, whom I've played with long enough to apparently gain respect, say "See?" while flashing their worthless mid-pocket pair just before folding on the river, after check-calling someone else the whole way on an overcard board.

They're the only ones you can bluff at a 2-4 game... but boy can you bluff them.

- UW

[mostsmooth]

i dont know if this was mentioned in the other thread or not:
"I knew you had the set on the flop", this after the turn and river are perfect perfect double gutshots for a straight

[elwoodblues]

I always chuckle to myself when you beat someone in a hand and they say "I knew you had that."

Last time someone said that, I replied "Really? If that's the case, you made a terrible call."

[dirty moose]

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I always chuckle to myself when you beat someone in a hand and they say "I knew you had that."

Last time someone said that, I replied "Really? If that's the case, you made a terrible call."

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i love this one too, im always like then why the [censored] did you call?! (if i lose the pot of course)

another fav of mine if phil jr , i think it was wsop, when some guy flipped over jacks and he goes "JACKS, I KNEW YOU HAD JACKS!!" cracks me up everytimes, makes for a great joke @ the home game.

[zuluking]

Recently at a 4-8 B&M game, one of the local rocks is the BB. Every hand he had played for the last 2 hours was cracked by someone, and he was in a foul mood. The action comes to him, the dealer says, "option?", the rock, disgusted by his cards, says, "there is no #%^&ing option!", and throws his BB hand into the muck. The table laughed for 5 minutes. Freaking hillarious.

[SossMan]

in a NL HE tourney, I go all in w/ a short stack w/ A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]9 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] from the button, the SB w/ a huge stack calls quickly, BB folds.
I turn over my A9s, and he turns over 3 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]6 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and says this gem:
"damn, you're suited too?"

[ElSapo]

Home game, pot limit Omaha, bet-call on the river. Player A flips his hand and shows a full-house. Player B pauses and in his Roy Scheider impression simply says "You're gonna need a bigger boat."

I love that movie...

ELSapo

[Evan]

A couple days ago at the 1-2 nl game at Brooklyn Player's Club...My friend and I are straddling at every opportunity since the table is a little too tight. On one of my straddles this guy looks over and says (with a strong Brooklyn accent) "If you do that again I'm gonna hit you over the head with a chair!" I couldn't stop laughing.

[IMRichB]

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Playing a single table tourney with another 2+2er, he is short sacked

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and we all know how painful that can be [img]/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img]