ridiculing the fish

Many (good) players have irrational beliefs.
For example: "I'm the best player at this table, so I must win, and if I don't it's terribly unfair." and "If my hand is a favorite it should win, and it's terrible if it doesn't." And apparently many people believe that "players who play very badly and are morons and should not play so bad."

If you believe this, consciously or subconciously, you will be pissed every time one of the above happens.

I have a small penis. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Thanks for reminding me.

My standard line: "Is this clinic free?" That usually calms down the rabble.

[hyde]

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My standard line: "Is this clinic free?" That usually calms down the rabble.

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I admit I sometimes ask " did somebody forget their meds today?"

[hobbes9324]

I collect stamps.
I just spent $4000 on a piece of paper 1"X 2" printed about
130 years ago in a country you never heard of.
It's none of your goddam business how I spend my money.
It's none of my goddam business how you spend yours.

Which is why I keep the chat shut off........

[valenzuela]

I do it when they ridicule a player thats even worse. Why I do it? I dont know I just do it.
Sometimes I do it when its a truly horrible play and everybody is ridiculing the play, I think I do it because they might fold later on [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[ilya]

It is cheaper than breaking mice.

Well I just joined up here and if the humor is this good on a daily basis I might not find any time to play poker.

[aujoz]

i'm a big fan of talking, especially when playing live, and being light-hearted.

keeps people relaxed, having fun.... you only need half a dozen funny lines to use over and over.