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[ QUOTE ] When a friend of my wife's saw a picture of my cock, her exact words "goddamn is that real". [/ QUOTE ] Is it framed on the mantle or something? Why do you have a pic of your own dong? [/ QUOTE ] Why would I have a pic of my own dong, if I want to see it I can just unzip. My wife has a pic of my dong on her cell phone, I have no idea why. Also let me clarify I do not think I have a huge dong, it is what I consider to be average. Her friend thinks it's huge, maybe she's led a very shelterd life I don't know. At any rate it made me feel good, and if that makes me worthless so be it. |
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When a friend of my wife's saw a picture of my cock, her exact words "goddamn is that real". [/ QUOTE ] What, the fact you're wife carries a picture of your cock? |
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"Wow, you're really tall."
"Wow, you're really short." "Wow, your hair is really brown." If the best compliment you've ever received is along those lines, you're a pathetic waste of space. If you're trying to make some kind of juvenile joke about the size of your dick, try taking a moment and thinking a little harder before your chubby fingers run rampant over your keyboard and spew that crap across the screen. |
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If the best compliment you've ever received is along those lines, you're a pathetic waste of space. If you're trying to make some kind of juvenile joke about the size of your dick, try taking a moment and thinking a little harder before your chubby fingers run rampant over your keyboard and spew that crap across the screen. [/ QUOTE ] You, sir, are immediately OK in my book. |
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If the best compliment you've ever received is along those lines, you're a pathetic waste of space. If you're trying to make some kind of juvenile joke about the size of your dick, try taking a moment and thinking a little harder before your chubby fingers run rampant over your keyboard and spew that crap across the screen. [/ QUOTE ] Haha, though I am apathetic about your commentary (I think the dick size posts are rather amusing---don't they know women say that to everybody?), I admire your courage here. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Talk about leaving yourself open... |
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When a friend of my wife's saw a picture of my cock, her exact words "goddamn is that real". [/ QUOTE ] You do know that there are nothing much more than a horny teenage boys on this site, right? Who the fu.ck says sh.it like this... |
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"you are looking less ugly today"
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From random nameless strangers: "your girlfriend is amazingly beautiful."
From friends: "You don't need a lottery ticket, you have one inbetween your ears." From lady friends talking about me in another room: "I like wacki he's fun!" (said 5x in a row) |
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Wacki, I was in a Management 101 seminar today and someone was giving a presentation that had your avatar in it, referring to frustration at work. OOT has now invaded my "real" life.....
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