Trip Report: Last Night OR How I ruined my life

[pokerdirty]

what did the friend do to you?!?!?! i must know!!! and what happened to the whore of a wife? someone must have been beat down.

[miajag81]

POTY

[kurosh]

It's fairly clear to me your friend's wife planned the destruction of your life.

[rusellmj]

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You need an avatar.

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The trainwreck made me laugh.

Seriously, you're life isn't over. Lessoned learned. Make new friends, get new GF, drink less.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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It's fairly clear to me your friend's wife planned the destruction of your life.

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...and wants back in your pants as soon as the divorce papers are served.

[touchfaith]

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Since I don't feel like taking the ridicule I'm not posting it under my normal account.

I just woke up and remembered what I did last night. I thought that 2+2 would enjoy hearing the story of how I woke up this morning with no friends and no girlfriend.

So I go out to meet a friend and his wife for drinks and pool. We played pool for about 3 hours and polished off 5 pitchers between the three of us. We suddenly realized that we only had 30 minutes to buy beer so we hauled ass out of there and drove to the 7-11 on the way back to my house and picked up a case. When I got back to my place my friend and his wife convinced me to call this girl that I've been seeing on and off. She doesn't drive so he friend was going to drop her off.

So friend "drops her off" and comes into say hi. Friend sits down on the couch and doesn't get the hint when I say "Oh I didn't realize you were going to stay." We try to order food but it's too late, everything is closed, so me and my friend go to McDonalds. We leave his wife, my girl and her (female friend) there. We come back and it turns out that my friend's wife has told my girl that I actually have a gf, who is out of town. Friend's wife thought these girls were just friends. Well. [censored]. So there goes that easy pussy.

Next thing I find out is that my other girl has called my girlfriend. I left my cell phone at home while I was at McDonalds. [censored].

So I send the girls home and turn off my cell phone. I decide I will deal with my girlfriend tomorrow (which is today now). I also decide that the case of beer is going to be finished. Friend eats and falls asleep while we watch a movie. Friends wife and I drink the entire case on top of the 5 pitchers we had earlier while we watch a movie. The first movie finishes just as we finish the case. Friends wife starts hitting on me in the dark. Friends wife sticks her hands down my pants while friend sleeps on my floor. [censored]. What the [censored] am I doing!?!? So we fool around for a bit. Then friend wakes up. [censored].

Don't bother with advice. I'm pretty sure I'm the most terrible person in the world right now. I just thought 2+2 would enjoy the story of me destroying my life in the span of 4 hours. Yes I know I had it coming. I'm not even going to read this thread after I post it so have fun saying whatever you want.

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Wow, thanks... You make me look smart.

[bugstud]

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It's fairly clear to me your friend's wife planned the destruction of your life.

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...and wants back in your pants as soon as the divorce papers are served.

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zing

How badly would this piss off a man if his friend fooled around with his wife? (Like just kissing and cuddling) Is it always the end of a friendship? Men seem more forgiving compared to women. Wayyy more forgiving.

[jakethebake]

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Is it always the end of a friendship?

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Yes.

[asofel]

you never fooled me Bison.