SNG's -- The Bitchiest Poker?

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If I pushed on the bubble with something like 73o and sucked out on someone who called with a monster like KTo, I probably typed "YOINK" when the 7 or 3 fell.

Then I am forced to endure this:

PlayerA: unreal
PlayerB: unreal
PlayerC: unreal

[Degen]

yoink?

[Bigwig]

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Only at one table in particular, 50+5. Three different players stayed from lvl 1/2 until the end to heckle a fish who had busted them all. The chat box was spammed for the whole tourney. He busted out in 3rd when my A9 beat his AK. I can't recall seeing such whining in recent memory, not by 3 players at one table. The best line was:

"I hope you get cancer."

McBandit

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LOL! That dude is a 2+2'er if it's the same one. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Edit: The one that said the cancer thing I mean.

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That HAS to ejm7936. He's wished cancer on me three times.

Most recently when I called his push in the BB with 32o (getting 3-1 with a big stack) and busted him. Who is he?

I busted him tonight early in a tourney. I'm dying to know.

[FieryJustice]

I used to wish cancer on people before I understood that I had to lose with AA to 94 sometimes otherwise there would be no fish.

Jcardshark

[DasLeben]

I love getting made fun of. It means I'm doing my job correctly. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

I've been told that I'm just a lucky idiot, a guy with no skill, etc. It's funny. My personal favorites are when I push trash on the bubble, get called, and bust. Last night I pushed 72o preflop with blinds 100/200 into two tight players. One of 'em called me with eights, and I busted. He proceeded to laugh at my play until the end of the tournament. I'd know. I stuck around and silently snickered at his comments. I was tempted to explain EV, but, naaah.

[spentrent]

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yoink?

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Simpsons-ism. When a character steals something from someone, s/he usually sez "YOINK!"

[networkman]

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If I pushed on the bubble with something like 73o and sucked out on someone who called with a monster like KTo, I probably typed "YOINK" when the 7 or 3 fell.

Then I am forced to endure this:

PlayerA: unreal
PlayerB: unreal
PlayerC: unreal

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Yeah, my standard reply to the 'unreal' remark is 'No, it was very real' they don't like that [img]/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img]

[pergesu]

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I've been told that I'm just a lucky idiot, a guy with no skill

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Last night I pushed 72o preflop

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[viennagreen]

i only have it on so i know whether people are "coaching" or breaking the rules....

at least one person gets their chat suspended per day on average due to me reporting them...

it's my way of giving back to the community.

[jcm4ccc]

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I've been told that I'm just a lucky idiot, a guy with no skill

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Last night I pushed 72o preflop

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You're implying that pushing 72o preflop is a bad play. Not always. Sometimes it's a bad play NOT to push 72o preflop.