VIP !! (very important poll) zoo memebers only

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GrannyMae,

Got your message about GhostOfMae.

Will get Johnny Ashcroft working on it right away!

Yeah, he makes me sick too!

[Simon Diamond]

Unfortunately i smell that if this happens it would happen at some obscure site with even more obscure software.

Don't count your chickens.

Simon

[William]

So this would be "The Granny Mae Invitational Championship" ?

Cool [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] you just forgot to mention one VERY important parameter :

6. Chances are WILLIAM won't keep his greedy fingers from this one and will probably win it.

I know, this 6th parameter may discourage some from participating; but who said life was fair? uhh? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Take care,
William

[TheGrifter]

What exacteley is a zoo memeber?

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[William]

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What exacteley is a zoo memeber?

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You have to apply to the actual Zoo King (that's me [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] )

Hint: Last year it was Lori, and it was difficult to obtain membership, but corrupt as I am, if I can see a generous donation in my PS account, it shouldn't be a problem.

Contact my secretary for details (Stagemusic, not that efficient but hey, everybody has to make a living).

If the donation is large enough, you might also get a "Welcome to the Zoo" diploma signed by our Honoris Livitum Member, Granny Mae [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

My Magesty,
William

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thank you for your time, and please remember that urinal cakes are NOT to be fed to children under 8



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Yes, they must be saved for politicians, attorneys, tourists, rgp's, and the religious right..,

How about a bounty for whomever bags the most rgpee'ers?

[Sloats]

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Unfortunately i smell that if this happens it would happen at some obscure site with even more obscure software.
So 100 people tourney with 1500 prize? It's 15$ a person. Honestly, I'd rather put my 30 into the pot and play at Stars like i do every KotZ.
Rivalry tournaments are fun, but are we so cheap as to do it at others expense?

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NO NO NO NO NO

Read it again. The 100 players who play enter for free. Grannie Mae is going to collect $15 from a completely different 100 people.

Seeing as I am not a Zoo Member and will not be eligible to play, I am going to hide from the board so I am not hit up for $15.

[CCass]

Since you and I were in the final 3 at the first KOTZ this year, I am pretty sure I qualify as a member of the Zoo. If that isn't enough, just let me know how much and where to drop it at. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Elizabeth-Anne]

SS will easily win like they usually do.

[Stagemusic]

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Contact my secretary for details (Stagemusic, not that efficient but hey, everybody has to make a living).


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Yeah, but we have to do something about the short skirt and pumps you keep asking me to wear. If I actually wore the damn things it would be really difficult to run around the desk when you get that look in your eye. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Sounds like a great time Granny. Count me in you no card holding, Queen Five playin, ol wench. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]