People are screwed up

[The Truth]

oh my god this is the funniest thing ive ever read. excellent post.

[i wanna be me]

"I am in a relationship with a great guy that I really do love. I am not employed and I guess I am just to proud to ask him for money so I have been sleeping with a much older man for money."

LOL

[Blarg]

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One time i jerked off in the back of my parents car while they were driving

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I've done that, it was one of those big conversion vans I was way in the back and I was like twelve so there was no mess yet.

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Guess I was a late bloomer. First time I ever did it, there was a mess.

[Blarg]

"I secretly hate New York City."

LOL

"I don't think there are any guys out there named david who actually turn out to be worth a damn."

Okay, I'll stop after this one. Thanks for the site! This site is comedy gold, with a bit of disturbingly creepy thrown in, like the guy who thought 9/11 was funny.

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I really want to [censored] one of my freinds girlfriends. She is sexy as [censored]. I want it to be hot wild and rough. I want to [censored] her brains out. I want to dominate her. I want her to scream out my name in orgasmic ecstacy.

I think that maybe she wants me too by the way she acts towards me. It's really wierd and I don't know how to deal with the situation.

I've been thinking of ways to somehow broach the subject or get her alone somehow but if she's not interested it would royally [censored] things up.

I'm 21/m, I have been at university for four years and am still a virgin. [censored]. I need to get laid, bad. "

[Ten7offsuit]

"this guy i am seeing wants to do it with me up the butt..i dont want to. so this morning he wakes up and starts lubing my ass up with lotion. I didnt tell him to stop.(but no buttsex) in fact, i really enjoyed it. my ass has felt great all day. quite moisturized. am i weird?"

[steviej1717]

Best one I found so far

"once when i was about 14, i was forced to go to church with my friend's very religious family, because i had stayed over the previous night. my hormones got me so worked up during the middle of mass, i started having terrible fantasies about the people surrounding me. there was a huge woman seated in front of me and all i could think of was sucking on her massive tits."

[Ten7offsuit]

If these are real, these people are extremely sad...

"me and my best friend worked at a deli where some of the customers were assholes. on one particularly insane saturday we were being yelled at by a jerk who kept saying we made his order wrong so when we were making it for the last time we replaced one of his pickles by a jalapeno. haha i hope his mouth burned for a whole week. jackie, if you read this- i love you and those were the days"

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"i love how girls look at me, i mean they think im some kind of loser because im average looking, not overly bad but not super good either, and im kinda quiet. i just laugh to myself because what they dont know is i have a 10" wang and could eat them out better than anyone i know, make them scream like nobodys business, and ive had sex so many times i cant even count any more. i should be a porn star. instead i just laugh to myself and screw people that i meet and never see again. too bad im only 17."

[kurosh]

Some of the serious stuff on there makes me want to kill myself it's so sad.

[RicktheRuler]

I tried to [censored] a my friends mailbox. The weird thing is that she lives in a morman community. No offense.

[RicktheRuler]

I have a monkey in my apartment that my landlord doesn't know about.