I need "x" for Christmas because I broke mine...

[SNOWBALL138]

One time I got "989ed"* in a huge pot when I was in the middle of a bad downswing and I roared at the top of my lungs and banged my heads against the wall I was leaning against. Thats pretty rare though. I've never broken anything. One time I ran out of my apartment and scooted down to the pool hall because I was getting killed so bad.

*989:1 for 1 specific card combination (like 2 black queens) to come on the turn and river to beat your flopped aces full by making runner runner quads for an opponent holding QQ.