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Re: Somewhat Insulting Fortune Cookie
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I just finished my meal from Panda Express. My fortune cookie said: "Your judgement is a little off at this time." [/ QUOTE ] Even the fortune cookie knows that you are still into the airport chick. |
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I just finished my meal from Panda Express. My fortune cookie said: "Your judgement is a little off at this time." [/ QUOTE ] here's my pet peeve w/ this fortune cookie and others like them these days: that's not a freakin fortune!! you ever notice that? every time the "fortune" will just be some lame statement about your personality. i didnt want to read a horoscope. i wanted to foresee my future damnit!! bwana |
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Panda Express has the WORST fortunate cookies ever. They aren't even fortune cookies, they just make a poor attempt to tell you something about yourself. They should call them prediction cookies.. yes.
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It should have said, "You should stop boring people with stupid meaningless crap. SIIHP." [/ QUOTE ] Nice First Day. Welcome |
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....in bed!
hahahahahahahahahlololol!!!!!!!one!!!1111 |
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[ QUOTE ] It should have said, "You should stop boring people with stupid meaningless crap. SIIHP." [/ QUOTE ] Nice First Day. Welcome [/ QUOTE ] No. This is probably Alobar. |
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there's a fairly well known chinese place in Dinkytown (Minneapolis college area) - called the Village Wok - I used to take girls there when I wanted them to have some good chinese food.
I take a girl there - we get our cookies - and I'm wondering where it will lead maybe with me and her.... and my cookie had NO FORTUNE - completely empty - in short, I had no future... very, very appropriate - and more correct then anything a slip of paper would have said.... was funny though - she laughed - I'm sure that laughter was a comfort to her weeks later when she prepared her "I just want to be friends with you " speech. RB |
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it beats "you are a limp-dicked pansy". or just a thumbs down.
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I take a girl there - we get our cookies - [/ QUOTE ] This is funny. |
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shouldn't it be spelled "judgment"?
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