Dumbest thing you ever said to a girl - Page 2

ilya · #1 03-01-2005, 01:05 AM

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Without a doubt, the answer is, "I love you."

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Umm, why? Is this an attempt at a joke?

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No, just a long story.

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Oh, alright, sorry. If it's like that I hear you.

RunDownHouse · #2 03-01-2005, 01:05 AM

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Without a doubt, the answer is, "I love you."

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Umm, why? Is this an attempt at a joke?

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If you didn't at least see an attempt at humor here, much less chuckle, you might want to see a proctologist.

Blackjack · #3 03-01-2005, 01:07 AM

Get some clearasil.

The girl started crying and balling and all of her friends started bitching at me.

Blackjack

ilya · #4 03-01-2005, 01:07 AM

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Without a doubt, the answer is, "I love you."

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Umm, why? Is this an attempt at a joke?

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If you didn't at least see an attempt at humor here, much less chuckle, you might want to see a proctologist.

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Laughing is all good, but after all love is the most important and serious thing in the world. Anyway apparently the OP wasn't really joking per se.

3rdEye · #5 03-01-2005, 01:15 AM

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Without a doubt, the answer is, "I love you."

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Umm, why? Is this an attempt at a joke?

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If you didn't at least see an attempt at humor here, much less chuckle, you might want to see a proctologist.

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Laughing is all good, but after all love is the most important and serious thing in the world. Anyway apparently the OP wasn't really joking per se.

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LOL, it was a bit of a joke and a sob story at the same time. Just depends on your perspective. Nothing traumatic or anything.

RunDownHouse · #6 03-01-2005, 01:22 AM

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love is the most important and serious thing in the world

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Oh, Lord. This might be a more involved procedure than anticipated.

Rushmore · #7 03-01-2005, 12:30 PM

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This is so clearly and obviously the correct answer that NO OTHER ANSWER came to mind.

Anyone who cannot see the destructive force of these three words hasn't lived enough.

I wasn't even going to post my response, assuming that everyone had answered the same.

A brief perusal of the responses leads me to believe that everyone here lives in a beer commercial, a sitcom, or a fairy tale.

Kenrick · #8 03-03-2005, 05:31 AM

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Without a doubt, the answer is, "I love you."

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This is so clearly and obviously the correct answer that NO OTHER ANSWER came to mind.

Anyone who cannot see the destructive force of these three words hasn't lived enough.

I wasn't even going to post my response, assuming that everyone had answered the same.

A brief perusal of the responses leads me to believe that everyone here lives in a beer commercial, a sitcom, or a fairy tale.

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Yes. Unless you don't actually mean it, in which case, it's ok to say. I am too honest to say it if I don't mean it, and so of course that gets me into trouble that a dishonest person wouldn't have to deal with because women are dumb.

This goes hand-in-hand with "the truth" as an answer. Women do not want that. I know they don't want that. Yet I give them that. I am dumb.

Rushmore · #9 03-03-2005, 09:56 AM

So true.

When you deal with women, you must understand that there is no room for error. Every conversation is a negotiation, and every emotion is a nuclear device, regardless of the tone of the conversation. You will not be permitted to forget or retract anything you say, and you will (obviously) not be permitted the opportunity to clarify or expand upon your response.

Just don't say anything. It's probably the safest thing.

It's war, baby.

whiskeytown · #10 03-03-2005, 05:41 AM

no [censored] - worst thing ever to say...

that's when they break up with you.

RB