What should I do with my ex?

[GoCubsGo]

Weird, I was gonna make the same post with almost the exact same wording. Guess it is pretty obvious.

Hold her, thrill her, kiss her, kill her

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I haven't read anything but the title, but isn't this obvious?

SIIHP!

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My thoughts exactly

[2+2 wannabe]

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[diebitter]

Captain Obvious states: We don't need to tell you, you already know the answer. It's 'get back together', otherwise you wouldn't be asking.

[astroglide]

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It sounds like you two idiots deserve each other. Have at it.

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the perfect response

[HopeydaFish]

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It sounds like you two idiots deserve each other. Have at it.

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the perfect response

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This is the perfect response for 99% of the relationship questions on here, actually.

[siccjay]

Sounds like you two chemical imbalances need each other. Please, just don't reproduce.

[SammyKid11]

Never, EVER get back together with her. Do work it so that you've got a high-probability booty-call whenever you want sex. Ride that (literally) as long it lasts. If at some point she demands more, tell her since she's a whore who gives it out for free no matter whether she's involved with someone that you've just been capitalizing on the free offer. Hell, if a car dealership was giving out free T-shirts, you'd pick one of those up...etc. Make her feel truly horrible at the end of it so SHE'LL be the one who needs counseling. She won't get it so her whole life will be ruined, she'll never have a happy relationship, she'll have several kids with different fathers and all of them will become drug addicts, car thieves, strippers, murderers....and all of it will be traceable back to her kissing another guy while she was dating you in college.

OTOH, maybe you should just forget about her.