How does this guy introduce himself to women?

[Boris]

I heard his specialty is active volcanoes.

[Lazymeatball]

it's Geography, like maps and stuff, not geology, like rocks and volcanoes and stuff

[Boris]

Volcanoes are a big part of geography. They do study them in geography.

[Lazymeatball]

really, I'll have to look into that. (didn't mean to sound sarcastic)

[craig r]

How did you find this article?

craig

[TimTimSalabim]

"Hi, I'm Mr. Cumashot, and I majored in Fartography. Err, Cartography... Dammit!"

[Dynasty]

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How did you find this article?

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I was doing an internet search for...ahh...ahh...my new hobby of geography. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

Actually, I saw it on another message board and put the link up here.