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Re: french girl
When I first started in grad school, I was out with some of my colleagues and we met a couple of female philosophy grad students. One was a pretty hot French girl. I [censored] you not, the first thing one of my friends said to her was, "So, what's up with French maids?" (This same guy also attempted to defuse an awkward situation once where the dorkiest guy we know told a random black guy in the smoking room at a bowling alley to "Keep it real" by saying "Excuse my friend, he doesn't know how to talk to African-Americans." I walked into the room after this happened and the vibe was unreal. I was told the details later.) I still laugh thinking about it.
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Re: french girl
collez-le dans son pooper
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Re: french girl
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got any witty things i can say in french, etc? [/ QUOTE ] Don't do it. You're sure to botch the hell out of the pronunciation. Your only hope for this angle is that she sees it as funny and/or flattering that you're trying. In that case, you can get by with the simplist things - parlez-vous francais, etc. Call her 'mon petite chou' (my little cabbage) or 'mon cheri' (my darling). It's been a while, so I don't know how dated these phrases are. |
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Re: french girl
If she sneezes say "a votre sante" (pronounced saant - hard A) - to your health
If it is raining really hard say "il pleut comme un vache qui pisse" - it's raining like a pissing cow "qu'est-ce qui se passe" (pronounced quickly "keskee spaass") what's going on? "comment va tu" - (silent "t" in comment) - how are you (really how do you go) "pas de rien" (silent "s" ) - it was nothing "mon crayon est large et jaune" - my pencil is big and yellow if she says something you don't believe, say "mon oeil" (pronounced kinda like oy) - my eye |
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collez-le dans son pooper [/ QUOTE ] awesome. |
#16
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There is nothing unethical about you dating her.
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#17
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Re: french girl
Il n'y a pas de femmes frigides. Il n'y a que de mauvaises langues…
L'intelligence, on croit toujours en avoir assez, vu que c'est avec ça qu'on juge… Si la merde avait de la valeur, les pauvres naîtraient sans trou du cul Fait du bien a Bretrand il te le rend en caguant! |
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"Excuse my friend, he doesn't know how to talk to African-Americans." [/ QUOTE ] awesome. |
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Re: french girl
Let me be the first to say:
Edit: Oh and also, "Can you help me move my futon?" is code for "Stick it in my pooper!" in French, so I think you're good to go. |
#20
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Re: french girl
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[ QUOTE ] collez-le dans son pooper [/ QUOTE ] awesome. [/ QUOTE ] Shouldn't it be 'sa pooper'? |
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