Which game to play against aliens?

[Brainwalter]

Oh, I guess because of the wording, you might be right. I was assuming 100 ties would mean they just leave.

[ilya]

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Oh, I guess because of the wording, you might be right. I was assuming 100 ties would mean they just leave.

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Yes, 1 tie = 0 wins, not 0.5.

[wacki]

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Tic Tac Toe.

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Umm. This will ensure the annihilation of the human race.

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No, it won't.

http://www.lasvegassun.com/sunbin/st...513560049.html

Engaging in a game that requires brainpower vs. a superior race will ensure our annihilation. Anyone that picked chess is stupid.

Come to think of it. I'm stupid for posting in this thread.

[Clarkmeister]

Remember, ties count as 0 wins, not .5 wins.

[wacki]

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Remember, ties count as 0 wins, not .5 wins.

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Fine, how about the card game "war".

That's all chance right?

[ilya]

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Tic Tac Toe.

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Umm. This will ensure the annihilation of the human race.

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No, it won't.

http://www.lasvegassun.com/sunbin/st...513560049.html

Engaging in a game that requires brainpower vs. a superior race will ensure our annihilation. Anyone that picked chess is stupid.

Come to think of it. I'm stupid for posting in this thread.

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I'm not sure why so many people seem to think "wins" is synonymous with "points" or some other concept which credits ties as well as, well...wins.

[zephed]

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Tic Tac Toe.

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Umm. This will ensure the annihilation of the human race.

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No, it won't.

http://www.lasvegassun.com/sunbin/st...513560049.html

Engaging in a game that requires brainpower vs. a superior race will ensure our annihilation. Anyone that picked chess is stupid.

Come to think of it. I'm stupid for posting in this thread.

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Ok, since we already determined that every game of tic tac toe can be tied and ties don't count as half wins, then the correct answer is The Price Is Right since that requires no brainpower.

[Lazymeatball]

Hockey - by the time the aliens have learned all the rules, we will change all the rules again. I doubt they could ever decipher an NHL collective bargaining agrrement.

[diebitter]

all-chamber russian roulette.

Let's see the fargin icehole barstidges practice that one.

[dblgutshot]

Who can be quiet the longest.

Or maybe

Who is dumber?