The eating habits of Schneids

[fyodor]

A warning to you Schneids

Many years ago my brother went to the doctor suffering from several symtoms including lethargy and headaches. He was at the time about 40lbs overweight. (Oh how he wishes he was now only 40lb.s overweight.}

Anyhow the doctor did a lot of tests and asked him what he was eating. "Lots of fast foods like burgers and pizza." "Hmmm. Cause you're suffering from malnutrition."

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It would be interesting to know if Schneids is either massively overweight or scrawny and malnourished.

NT

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In shape enough to be timed 4.4 40 yard dash my senior yr of HS. Not quite as good of shape now, though I could still kick 99% of OoT's ass in a sprint.


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Did you forget to log into the Sup Bro account?

[tom441lbk]

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It would be interesting to know if Schneids is either massively overweight or scrawny and malnourished.

NT

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In shape enough to be timed 4.4 40 yard dash my senior yr of HS. Not quite as good of shape now, though I could still kick 99% of OoT's ass in a sprint.

Skinny, somewhat yes. Malnourished, no.

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yeah, but how many tackles did you have for a loss?

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It would be interesting to know if Schneids is either massively overweight or scrawny and malnourished.

NT

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In shape enough to be timed 4.4 40 yard dash my senior yr of HS. Not quite as good of shape now, though I could still kick 99% of OoT's ass in a sprint.

Skinny, somewhat yes. Malnourished, no.

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I like how this time you chose your wording carefully, since there is obviously a big difference between "getting timed" at 4.4 and actually running a 4.4

[Alobar]

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It would be interesting to know if Schneids is either massively overweight or scrawny and malnourished.

NT

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In shape enough to be timed 4.4 40 yard dash my senior yr of HS. Not quite as good of shape now, though I could still kick 99% of OoT's ass in a sprint.

Skinny, somewhat yes. Malnourished, no.

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I like how this time you chose your wording carefully, since there is obviously a big difference between "getting timed" at 4.4 and actually running a 4.4

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oh, snap!

[PITTM]

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It would be interesting to know if Schneids is either massively overweight or scrawny and malnourished.

NT

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In shape enough to be timed 4.4 40 yard dash my senior yr of HS. Not quite as good of shape now, though I could still kick 99% of OoT's ass in a sprint.

Skinny, somewhat yes. Malnourished, no.

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I like how this time you chose your wording carefully, since there is obviously a big difference between "getting timed" at 4.4 and actually running a 4.4

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isnt a 4.4 40 like INCREDIBLY fast? like michael vick fast? and two 2p2ers have already claimed they could do it? im skeptical.

rj

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It would be interesting to know if Schneids is either massively overweight or scrawny and malnourished.

NT

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In shape enough to be timed 4.4 40 yard dash my senior yr of HS. Not quite as good of shape now, though I could still kick 99% of OoT's ass in a sprint.

Skinny, somewhat yes. Malnourished, no.

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I like how this time you chose your wording carefully, since there is obviously a big difference between "getting timed" at 4.4 and actually running a 4.4

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isnt a 4.4 40 like INCREDIBLY fast? like michael vick fast? and two 2p2ers have already claimed they could do it? im skeptical.

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its really fast, but its not like trackstar OMG fast. I have no doubt there are more than just 2 2p2ers who have been capable of it.

edited to add: neet, I actually decided to google it just now cuz I was curious what the record was, cuz ive heard of people doing it in like 4.1 and stuff. There isnt really an official record (which makes sense). but the couple sites I went to bagged on the timing and said all these reports of NFL players doing sub 4.4 times is bogus, its because its all hand timed and stuff, so its wildly inaccurate. Looks like if you could actually do it in 4.4 you are an olympic track star, but a timed 4.4 is really like a 4.7.

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isnt a 4.4 40 like INCREDIBLY fast? like michael vick fast? and two 2p2ers have already claimed they could do it? im skeptical.


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I was timed last year as doing a 4.4 40 by 2 coaches with stopwatches. Although I cant speak for anyone else, I would be very surprised if I actually did one.

See
this article by a fox sports senior writer (pasted on a message board, original is past archive date).

[bicyclekick]

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I like how this time you chose your wording carefully, since there is obviously a big difference between "getting timed" at 4.4 and actually running a 4.4

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Damn you beat me to it.

Don't worry guys, he got many verbal beatings this summer for trying to convince us he ran a 4.4 for real. Didn't happen.

Oh and schneids sucks at backyard kickball.

[Schneids]

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I like how this time you chose your wording carefully, since there is obviously a big difference between "getting timed" at 4.4 and actually running a 4.4

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Damn you beat me to it.

Don't worry guys, he got many verbal beatings this summer for trying to convince us he ran a 4.4 for real. Didn't happen.

Oh and schneids sucks at backyard kickball.

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I was willing to race anyone and offered to be timed but nobody took me up on it. Soiler's papa was the only one willing to believe me. He's a wise man.

And re: kickball, umm yeah I was quite drunk, when I was sober I did quite well so FU?