Party Poker - Page 2

rusellmj · #11 10-07-2005, 10:29 PM

Most people avoid this by playing at Empire Poker.

Empire has more fish too.

Good luck.

theben · #12 10-07-2005, 11:22 PM

if i was retarded, i would think party is rigged

OrangeKing · #13 10-07-2005, 11:26 PM

I wonder if the OP can figure out what's sarcasm in this thread and what isn't.

#14 10-07-2005, 11:31 PM

I think the way to beat it was to get that program that lets you see the other peoples hole cards. I think I saw someone post a link for it on here the other day.

#15 10-07-2005, 11:44 PM

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well you all say its rigged but is there anyway around it.

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The most basic way is the Hole Card Visualizer. It lets you see all your opponents' hole cards! It's only $69.95 from poker-lamer.com.

But really, you need the DOOM SWITCH Controller. It's only $99.95 at i-suck-at-poker.com, plus a $19.95 monthly fee, but it will be worth it after all the money you win by flipping the DOOM SWITCH off for you and on for your opponents!

To rake it in even more, get the DOOM SWITCH Controller Pro. In addition to flipping the DOOM SWITCH, it finds your opponents who are using Hole Card Visualizer...and shows them the wrong hole cards! At only $299.95 plus a $99 fee, it's dirt cheap when you think about how you'll be able to demolish the $50-100 tables from your very first day!

Don't let people confuse you by telling you to LEARN to play poker...that's the FOOL'S path!

Now get out there and get unrigging!

#16 10-07-2005, 11:44 PM

The best way to avoid being on the losing end of party's rigged system is to play very loose before the flop. Players seeing at least 50% of flops are given all the good beats, while tight players are given the bad beats.

If you see 75% of flops or more, you fall into a special category where you get the best luck of all. 72 offsuit will likely win, when you hit a 7 and a 2 on the turn and river.

Follow this system, and good luck will surely come your way.

#17 10-07-2005, 11:46 PM

This poor kid is going to be SO messed up...

MicroBob · #18 10-07-2005, 11:47 PM

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I wonder if the OP can figure out what's sarcasm in this thread and what isn't.

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i don't wonder about this at all as the answer seems fairly obvious.

#19 10-07-2005, 11:49 PM

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I wonder if the OP can figure out what's sarcasm in this thread and what isn't.

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i don't wonder about this at all as the answer seems fairly obvious.

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"What is 'all of it,' Alex?"

Synergistic Explosions · #20 10-07-2005, 11:51 PM

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But really, you need the DOOM SWITCH Controller. It's only $99.95 at i-suck-at-poker.com, plus a $19.95 monthly fee, but it will be worth it after all the money you win by flipping the DOOM SWITCH off for you and on for your opponents!

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I can confirm that this is the way to go. Do it!