Halloween Costume Ideas?

If you have a beer belly, go as Carl from Aqua Teen.

[PoBoy321]

Get a big piece of cardboard and wear it so that it sticks out about 3 feet from you on each side. Walk around and make it a point to knock things over. When people ask you what you are, tell them "I'm in the way." Get it?

BADUPCHUM!

[diebitter]

I've got a black military poncho that's full length. I'm gonna wear a black balaclava reversed (be thin enough to see through) so effectively headless, and get a horrible monster hand, and I have a house that I can quickly slip out the back gate and jump on anyone knocking on the front door.

I'm gonna scare the Belgium out of all the kids that come that night. And I've got the mace ready if the parents don't like it.

hehehehehe

[daveymck]

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I've got a black military poncho that's full length. I'm gonna wear a black balaclava reversed (be thin enough to see through) so effectively headless, and get a horrible monster hand, and I have a house that I can quickly slip out the back gate and jump on anyone knocking on the front door.

I'm gonna scare the Belgium out of all the kids that come that night. And I've got the mace ready if the parents don't like it.

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DO that to my little girl and you will have your Halloween costumes for the rest of your life sorted as you will be carrying your head under your arm, your mace will be no match for my axe.

She gets scared of my stepsons Scream Mask, dont think she will be out trick or treating anyway. Dunno why the last few years its all gone Americanised when we were kids we had a hollowed out turnip with a candle at most and wanted cash not a [censored] handful of sweets.

[diebitter]

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I've got a black military poncho...

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DO that to my little girl and you will...

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Okay, I'll not do it to the little ones, I'll save that for the hoodies. Fair enough, Davey boy?

[jakethebake]

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DO that to my little girl and you will have your Halloween costumes for the rest of your life sorted as you will be carrying your head under your arm, your mace will be no match for my axe.

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So you're taking her out for halloween but don't want her to get scared? Wtf? You brits are kinda unclear on the whole halloween concept aren't you?

[diebitter]

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DO that to my little girl and you will have your Halloween costumes for the rest of your life sorted as you will be carrying your head under your arm, your mace will be no match for my axe.

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So you're taking her out for halloween but don't want her to get scared? Wtf? You brits are kinda unclear on the whole halloween concept aren't you?

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Ignore it Jake. It's a British thing. We fight with axes and maces all the time, doesn't hurt much. Just a flesh wound, usually.

[daveymck]

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DO that to my little girl and you will have your Halloween costumes for the rest of your life sorted as you will be carrying your head under your arm, your mace will be no match for my axe.

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So you're taking her out for halloween but don't want her to get scared? Wtf? You brits are kinda unclear on the whole halloween concept aren't you?

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I suspect she wont be going out and if she does it will be round the neighbours house most of whom are middle aged so hopefully wont be hiding round the corner with a mask on. As I said Halloween has only become a big thing in recent years becoming more americanised, same as christmas the last few years everyone is starting to do decorate outside of houses like you seem to do in the states very few people did it even 3-4 years ago.

We never did trick or treat we asked can you help the halloween, you either got some money or told to bugger off, at which you did not come back and push dogshit or similar though the letterbox as the trick.

I wouldnt expect a simple scratch to affect his fighting skills, you have seen Holy Grail I assume?

[Jack of Arcades]

I'm gonna be uncle fester.

[NutCrackerr]

Get/make a mask with rhinoceros horns and an elephant trunk/ears. Wear gray sweatpants/shirt. When somebody asks what you are, you shrug your shoulders and reply...



Elephino