Prayer at the Office Xmas Party

[B Dids]

"God's neat, let's eat".

I can't imagine working somewhere they had a [censored] prayer.

[odellthurman]

[quoteI can't imagine working somewhere they had a [censored] prayer.

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I'm in Georgia, and it's hard to imagine working anywhere here or in the South where they didn't say a prayer. I'm a Christian, so it doesn't bother me. But I'm also not a right-wing lunatic, so it wouldn't bother me if a prayer wasn't said so as not to offend anyone.

[eviljeff]

how about

"And Shepherds we shall be.
For Thee, My Lord, for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand.
So our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
We will flow a river forth to Thee.
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri, Et Fili, Spiritus Sancti."

[hyde]

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How about this one:

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

Of course, I'm assuming you plan to kill everyone at the party immediately after you say this so if that isn't your plan then #3 will probably do.

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we have a winner, best visual

[istewart]

Do the Meet the Parents one. Everyone will immediately get it and LOL and those who don't will think you're a genius.

[MrMon]

Sh'ma Yisrael Adonai Elohaynu Adonai Echad...

That'll teach 'em.

"Jesus said, 'If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.' Then Jesus said to his disciples, 'I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.'"

Number 4 is good, too.

[Reqtech]

5. "Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub. Yay God!"

[istewart]

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5. "Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub. Yay God!"

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One of my favorite Family Guy moments, yet often overlooked. Amazing.

[xadrez]

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5. "Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub. Yay God!"

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One of my favorite Family Guy moments, yet often overlooked. Amazing.

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No joke, this is what my family has been saying for years. When I was a little kid, I thought it was a real prayer (my family never attended church, hence the confusion)