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#12
05-21-2005, 02:25 AM
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Re: Farting In Public
I work around a bunch of dogs, so when I fart, I just walk away and people blame the dog.
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05-21-2005, 02:30 AM
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Yeah true,
one time I was returning a shirt to old navy and i had a perfect plan, i would rip ass right as i was leaving. So, I'm getting a credit placed on my credit card, I sign for it, and determine that the transaction will be over shortly. I let a silent but extremely potent fart out, just as I am getting ready to leave, but I take about 2 steps before I hear her call me back over to write down my address! Now, I had already stepped out of proximity for the fart, so I did not know how bad it was, but upon returning to the cashier I was nearly floored. The best part of this story was that I was the only one within 50 feet of her, as they were closing for the night. She gives me a look that conveys her thoughts perfectly: You fucker, I know you did that but I'm working so I can't say anything. I doubt I will ever see that look again. Good times.
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05-21-2005, 02:34 AM
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I let a silent but extremely potent fart out [/ QUOTE ] I suppose all of your farts are silent though, right? ...sorry it was just too easy to resist.
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05-21-2005, 03:17 AM
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Re: Farting In Public
all the time, but my farts don't smell so it's kinda pointless
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05-21-2005, 04:26 AM
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True love is a is when a man and a woman can fart in front of eachother. [/ QUOTE ] Your statement is very spot on. This girl I used to date for almost 2 years thought it was amazing that I would fart around her, very loudly at times and in situations most guys wouldnt do it (in bed). She was fascinated by it, and she would never fart around me, which was not a problem. I would die a thousand deaths to have her back, if only for that reason alone.
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05-21-2005, 04:44 AM
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[ QUOTE ] True love is a is when a man and a woman can fart in front of eachother. [/ QUOTE ] Your statement is very spot on. This girl I used to date for almost 2 years thought it was amazing that I would fart around her, very loudly at times and in situations most guys wouldnt do it (in bed). She was fascinated by it, and she would never fart around me, which was not a problem. I would die a thousand deaths to have her back, if only for that reason alone. [/ QUOTE ] My bf always does/gives me (I don't know how to word this)a dutch oven...so romantic When reading these posts at some point I thought of that family guy episode when Peter remembers the first time he farted: "What the hell was that?"
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05-21-2005, 04:54 AM
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[ QUOTE ] My bf always does/gives me (I don't know how to word this)a dutch oven...so romantic [/ QUOTE ] Dutch oven? OR This thread is worthless without pics. [/ QUOTE ] Fart under the bed covers then he shoves me under them and pulls the covers over my head...pretty much suffocates me in the stench [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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05-21-2005, 05:08 AM
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"Better out than in" is the mantra. Constant and immediate relief actually seems to help reduce and/or eradicate the foul smells. If the people you're hanging out with are cool with it it shows that they're not focused on just appearances and appreciate you for the person you are. [/ QUOTE ] LOL pretty cosmic for a fart.
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