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Old 08-09-2005, 11:15 PM
newfant newfant is offline
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I never claim to be one of those people who hits the target. I miss more often that not but at least i clean it. Not asking for 100% accuracy but would like it if people had the decency to clean.....

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What about if you pee on the floor? Sometimes I'll have one stream that hits the target, but there'll be another stream that goes directly to the floor. I assume this happens because of either a stray hair or that I have a second peehole that only activates periodically.

Is it OK to leave the pee on the floor or does proper bathroom etiquette require cleaning the floor also?
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Old 08-09-2005, 11:19 PM
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Default Re: 5 steps to properly urinate PLEASE FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS!!!!

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Is it OK to leave the pee on the floor or does proper bathroom etiquette require cleaning the floor also?

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Gotta clean it up. What if someone steps on it?

You can, however, bundle up a buncha toilet paper, drop it on the floor, wipe it with your foot, and kick the heap into the corner for the cleaning staff to deal with it.

Don't let it get stuck to your foot.
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Old 08-09-2005, 11:24 PM
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Default Re: 5 steps to properly urinate PLEASE FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS!!!!

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And what the hell is with those people who insist on taking a piss in a stall when there a several good urinals available too? Esp. in a clean, decent bathroom?

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What if some guy walks in and violates urinal ettiquette while you're trying to piss?

Too much to risk. Stalls ftw.

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That's true. But there are too many times at work when I'll be washing my hands and the three urinals are empty. Someone will walk in and use one of the 2 stalls...and invariable piss on the seat.

In the dorm fresh. year in college, we just had 6 stalls, except two had the doors and toilet seats ripped off (i.e designated pissers). I couldn't really understand the people who didn't get this either.
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Old 08-09-2005, 11:28 PM
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Default Re: 5 steps to properly urinate PLEASE FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS!!!!

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That's true. But there are too many times at work when I'll be washing my hands and the three urinals are empty. Someone will walk in and use one of the 2 stalls...and invariable piss on the seat.

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Wtf? At work? Do you work with a buncha kids or something? Don't they realize they're pissing where they're gonna be sitting to [censored] later in the day?
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Old 08-09-2005, 11:31 PM
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Default Re: 5 steps to properly urinate PLEASE FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS!!!!

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That's true. But there are too many times at work when I'll be washing my hands and the three urinals are empty. Someone will walk in and use one of the 2 stalls...and invariable piss on the seat.

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Wtf? At work? Do you work with a buncha kids or something? Don't they realize they're pissing where they're gonna be sitting to [censored] later in the day?

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I know. It's beyond me. And it's a pretty big company too. I guess they're the type of people who don't "sit" at work.
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:14 AM
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Default Re: 5 steps to properly urinate PLEASE FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS!!!!

7.) WASH YOUR NASTY HANDS...
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:15 AM
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7.) WASH YOUR NASTY HANDS...

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I usually just rinse my hands off with my own urine and call it good.
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:18 AM
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Default Re: 5 steps to properly urinate PLEASE FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS!!!!

Geez, there's so many ball shavers in here, I figured you guys sat down to piss, too.
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:22 AM
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I never claim to be one of those people who hits the target. I miss more often that not but at least i clean it. Not asking for 100% accuracy but would like it if people had the decency to clean.....

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I never understood how people miss. Just point and shoot. Maybe you need a longer barrel?
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:33 AM
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Don't forget the taint tap.
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