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Old 05-24-2005, 01:04 AM
SpearsBritney SpearsBritney is offline
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Default Re: Soooo sunburned.

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God, STFU.

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Say that to my face, and I'd rip off your balls and shuv em up your ass, so everytime you take a sh!t, you'd sh!t all over your balls.

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In your rather violent reply, you state that everytime he sh!ts, he would sh!t all over his balls. Now, I may be wrong, but wouldn't his balls come out of his ass the first time he takes a sh!t? How would you get the balls to stay there so that he could keep sh!tting on them?
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Old 05-24-2005, 01:11 AM
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Default Re: Soooo sunburned.

A lot of manufactured preparations have alcohol and other things in them for some reason that sting like hell. Aloe vera does help, though. I don't know why that fellow advised not using the plant, because the plant's sap works great, and there are no downsides to it that come to mind.

I still think that wincing a lot, sucking air in through your teeth real fast, and crying into a pillow are probably your best bet.
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Old 05-24-2005, 01:16 AM
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Default Re: Soooo sunburned.

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God, STFU.

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Say that to my face, and I'd rip off your balls and shuv em up your ass, so everytime you take a sh!t, you'd sh!t all over your balls.

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In your rather violent reply, you state that everytime he sh!ts, he would sh!t all over his balls. Now, I may be wrong, but wouldn't his balls come out of his ass the first time he takes a sh!t? How would you get the balls to stay there so that he could keep sh!tting on them?

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Good question. I just felt like quoting "Team America," which I watched today. I can't wait until I hear someone say, "Now I have seen everything," so I can respond with, "Have you seen a man eat his own head? ... Then you haven't seen everything."
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