Third Coming of the Designated No Content Thread! (Post it in here!) - Page 19

MrWookie47 · #**181** 10-16-2005, 10:47 AM

MrWookie47 edges out Greg J in the seedings of the Mod Battle!

I'd like to thank the Academy, God, my mother, and the guy who brings me coffee.

Unfortunately, there's no way either of us are going to make it past round one. Sheesh. I'd rather have been paired against Commodus instead of Entity.

MrWookie47 · #**182** 10-16-2005, 10:56 AM

Here's some more humorous NC from other forums, this time in SS:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...Number=3686789

Greg J · #**183** 10-16-2005, 02:33 PM

Hey wook,

Where did you finish in the King of the Kiddie Pool II again? I forgot.

Oh, and do you remember where I finished?

It's funny how these things slip my mind.

Regards,
King Greg

gharp · #**184** 10-16-2005, 06:38 PM

Clarkmeister strikes again! This guy was bluffy, but knew how to fold when he was "beat", so....

Ultimate Bet 2/4 Hold'em (5 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
3 folds, Hero raises, BB calls.

Flop: (4 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, BB raises, Hero calls.

Turn: (4 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets, Hero calls.

River: (6 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, BB folds and shows 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

nomadtla · #**185** 10-16-2005, 06:51 PM

[ QUOTE ]
Hey wook,

Where did you finish in the King of the Kiddie Pool II again? I forgot.

Oh, and do you remember where I finished?

It's funny how these things slip my mind.

Regards,
King Greg

[/ QUOTE ]

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

and BTW Greg your welcome

JerseyTom · #**186** 10-16-2005, 10:50 PM

My read on villain after 15-20 hands is that he's a little over-aggressive. Needless to say, I've revised this read somewhat...

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed) converter

Preflop: JerseyTom is BB with 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls, 3 folds, SB completes, JerseyTom checks.

Flop: (3 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, JerseyTom bets, UTG raises, SB folds, JerseyTom calls.

Turn: (3.50 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
JerseyTom bets, UTG raises, JerseyTom 3-bets, UTG caps, JerseyTom calls.

River: (11.50 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
JerseyTom bets, UTG raises, JerseyTom 3-bets, UTG caps, JerseyTom calls.

Final Pot: 19.50 BB

Results in white below: 
JerseyTom has 3s Ac (flush, ace high).
UTG has Td 8h (one pair, eights).
Outcome: JerseyTom wins 19.50 BB.

Guruman · #**187** 10-16-2005, 10:56 PM

the adventures of Tiltman

This morning at a crypto 2/4 sixmax table. Tiltman had 250 big bets at the table and was trying to push people around.
Names are changed to protect the innocent, and be advised: he gets profane when he loses.

Enjoy.

JerseyTom · #**188** 10-17-2005, 01:08 AM

Ok, one more from tonight.

Try to put each of these guys on a hand... I mean seriously, I dare you.

I don't think I played the hand that well; I was feeling/playing kind of LAGgy to blow off some steam. I have no f*cking clue why I bet the river.

Reads: UTG is a total LAGtard; I've been liberally 3-betting and generally owning his ass all session. SB had been pretty quiet. This was Button's 3rd hand at the table.

I mean seriously, wtf did these guys have??? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (6 max, 5 handed) converter

Preflop: JerseyTom is MP with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG raises, JerseyTom 3-bets, Button calls, SB caps, 1 fold, UTG calls, JerseyTom calls, Button calls.

Flop: (17 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB bets, UTG calls, JerseyTom raises, Button calls, SB 3-bets, UTG calls, JerseyTom caps, Button calls, SB calls, UTG calls.

Turn: (16.5 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB bets, UTG calls, JerseyTom calls, Button raises, SB calls, UTG calls, JerseyTom calls.

River: (24.5 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, JerseyTom bets, Button folds, SB folds, UTG folds.

WordWhiz · #**189** 10-17-2005, 01:29 AM

I remember reading here on the forums that when it's folded to you and you've posted in the cutoff, you raise any two cards. This is about as close to "any two" as it gets:

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is CO with 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. Hero posts a blind of $2.
5 folds, Hero (poster) raises, Button calls, 2 folds.

Flop: (5.50 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, Button raises, Hero calls.

Turn: (4.75 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets, Hero raises, Button calls.

River: (8.75 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, Button calls.

Final Pot: 10.75 BB

Results in white below: 
Hero has 2h 4s (three of a kind, fours).
Button has Th Kh (two pair, tens and fours).
Outcome: Hero wins 10.75 BB. 

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is CO with 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. Hero posts a blind of $2.
6 folds, Hero (poster) raises, 1 fold, SB calls, 1 fold.

Flop: (5 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB folds.

Final Pot: 3 BB

Results in white below: 
No showdown. Hero wins 3 BB.

MrWookie47 · #**190** 10-17-2005, 01:43 AM

nhs.