a test (don't bother reading this one)

[Jazza]

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I know I'm a newbie and all but I'm not all that impressed Effin. According to my PST* database, I am averaging 79 PP/100 over my last 26 posts. I know my sample size is small, but I really think I can maintain this rate and - who knows - maybe even increase it. I realize that some of the long time posters here claim that PP/100 above 50 is unsustainable, but I think my stats indicate they are wrong. Or maybe I'm just a natural. I welcome your thoughts and opinions.

*If you aren't familiar with it, PostTracker is relatively new software and is a fantastic tool for pinpointing any leaks you might have in your current posting strategies (www.posttracker.com ). Of course, PP is your Pointless Posts/100. It is usually recorded as PP/100, but PP/hr is also a useful stat to track. It depends on your question which one is better to use.

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NO, NO! YOU DIDN’T!



There really is no hope for you, is there?


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[oreogod]

So this dude starts one of the all time greatest posts and leaves us??

Actually I wonder if anybody has ever suffocated on a woman's labia before. That would be a darwin way to go, that or pulling a condom over your face to off your air supply (I can picture this being done during a convience store robbery. "[censored] nylons, we got spandex, latex, whatever the [censored] it is...!!")

Dont mock me.

[Always Rockets]

yesterday, i realized i have no left arm.

[McGahee]

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oh you were serious

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In analysing the amazing success of this thread, I think it is the avatar and funny response of this gentleman, the first to reply, that got this thing going, with an honorable mention to Memphis response of "Yeah, I looked too. Do you also call down too much like I do?"

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I would agree.
I also think that I'm the same age as the OeffinP.

[blaze666]

bumping is bad.

[Apathy]

Whoever makes the last post in this thread before it gets locked wins a prize!

[Stork]

Na Matt wouldn't lock it, although I'm waiting for him to contribute to it.

[jdl22]

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Effin_River1980
stranger


Reged: 03/26/05
Posts: 4
Loc: Mountain View, CA

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Who do you think he reregistered as?

[Stack]

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[memphis57]

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Effin_River1980
stranger


Reged: 03/26/05
Posts: 4
Loc: Mountain View, CA

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Who do you think he reregistered as?

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We must find this guy - not that having fathered this thread shows any more merit than fathering any other welfare baby, but it no longer requires any merit to be famous, that rule was cancelled in 1991. There should be feature articles about him in the Sunday paper, a parade on his birthday in Mountain View for which poker aficianados travel far and wide, a special Effin River Texas Hold Em Tournament at the Horseshoe, and of course numerous artistic renderings of his name graffitied on the side of box cars for your viewing pleasure when the train stops rush hour traffic.

So how about it? Mountain View can't be THAT big. Let us gather there in our multitudes and go door to door in search of that fawker Effin River.