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WordWhiz · #**171** 10-15-2005, 01:59 PM

After my previous experience at the rock garden that was Empire full ring, I decided to try some 6 max play. Glad to report it's still squishy soft and fishtastic:

Empire Poker 1/2 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls, MP calls, 2 folds, Hero raises, 1 fold, UTG calls, MP calls.

Flop: (7 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, UTG calls, MP raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG calls, MP calls.

Turn: (8 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, UTG calls, MP calls.

River: (11 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, UTG calls, MP calls.

Final Pot: 14 BB

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ah Jd (two pair, aces and threes).
UTG has Tc Js (one pair, threes).
MP has 5d 9s (two pair, fives and threes).
Outcome: Hero wins 14 BB. 

Both MP and UTG have VPIP > 70. Two new buddies.

cold_cash · #**172** 10-15-2005, 03:45 PM

Empire Poker 1/2 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Preflop: Hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls, MP calls, CO calls, 1 fold, SB raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG caps, MP calls, CO folds, SB calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (17 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG bets, MP calls, SB calls, Hero raises, UTG 3-bets, MP calls, SB calls, Hero caps, UTG calls, MP calls, SB calls.

Turn: (16.50 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, UTG raises, MP folds, SB calls, Hero 3-bets, UTG caps, SB calls, Hero calls.

River: (28.50 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, UTG raises, SB folds, Hero 3-bets, UTG calls.

Final Pot: 34.50 BB

Results
Hero has Td Th (three of a kind, tens).
UTG has Ad Ah (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins 34.50 BB.

Also, whoever it was I was playing with this morning needs to stfu and knock off the table coaching and the chewing out of the producers. (It was me who you chewed out after I called your bluffing ass down w/ a pair of 5's.)

VoraciousReader · #**173** 10-15-2005, 08:46 PM

what do you do when...

YOU ARE AT THE SWEETEST TABLE YOU'VE SEEN IN A WHILE...

and your cat...

STEPS ON YOUR MOUSE AND FOLDS YOUR POCKET TENS AND THE FLOP COMES 10 HIGH??????

gharp · #**174** 10-15-2005, 09:03 PM

[ QUOTE ]
what do you do when...

YOU ARE AT THE SWEETEST TABLE YOU'VE SEEN IN A WHILE...

and your cat...

STEPS ON YOUR MOUSE AND FOLDS YOUR POCKET TENS AND THE FLOP COMES 10 HIGH??????

[/ QUOTE ]
Uh, kick the cat?

lautzutao · #**175** 10-15-2005, 10:20 PM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
what do you do when...

YOU ARE AT THE SWEETEST TABLE YOU'VE SEEN IN A WHILE...

and your cat...

STEPS ON YOUR MOUSE AND FOLDS YOUR POCKET TENS AND THE FLOP COMES 10 HIGH??????

[/ QUOTE ]
Uh, Stomp the !@#$ out of the cat?

[/ QUOTE ]

fyp

UATrewqaz · #**176** 10-15-2005, 10:43 PM

Isn't it the greatest feeling int he world where you KNOW you are beat on the river, you just know it, you make a crying call and still win!

The other day I had an unimproved pocket 66 on the river against 1 bettor, board had a few overs, pot was decent sized.. i thought about it for along time and just called

Bettor shows pocket 55!

EAT THAT BOZO!

Greg J · #**177** 10-15-2005, 11:39 PM

Male or female cat?

numeri · #**178** 10-15-2005, 11:50 PM

No Absolute convertor, so...

1/2 6-max (6-handed)

Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Preflop: UTG limps, MP (poster) checks, CO calls, Button raises, SB folds, Hero 3-bets, UTG folds, MP calls, CO calls, Button caps, all call (1 all-in).

Flop: (16 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Hero bets, MP raises, Button 3-bets, Hero caps, all call.

Turn: (14 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Hero bets, MP calls, Button raises, Hero 3-bets, MP calls, Button caps, all call.

At this point, I'm thinking an overpair is the most likely possibility. Right?

River: (26 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Hero bets, MP folds, Button raises, Hero pauses, thinks "If he has QQ, so be it" and 3-bets, Button caps.

Results: Villain shows T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] for the flopped straight and types "oops" in the chat box.

VoraciousReader · #**179** 10-15-2005, 11:52 PM

[img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Female. Her name was Cleo...

Naw, I'm a softie, the cat is still breathing and I even fed her the dinner she was pestering me for when she jumped on the desk. She's just lucky that I'm on an incredibly hot run of cards overall.

#**180** 10-16-2005, 04:13 AM

Fer shizzle!

Paradise Poker 0.25/0.50 Hold'em (8 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Preflop: Bubba is BB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
2 folds, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, 1 fold, Button raises, 1 fold, Bubba calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls.

Flop: (8.40 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)
Bubba bets, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, Button calls.

Turn: (6.20 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)
Bubba bets, MP1 raises, MP2 3-bets, Button folds, Bubba calls, MP1 calls.

River: (15.20 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
Bubba checks, MP1 checks, MP2 bets, Bubba raises, MP1 calls, MP2 3-bets, Bubba caps, MP1 calls (all-in), MP2 calls.
Final Pot: 15.20 BB

Results in white below: 
MP1 has 8d Td (flush, ten high).
MP2 has Ad 9d (straight flush, five high).
Bubba has 6d 6h (straight flush, six high).
Outcome: Bubba wins 15.20 BB.