How do you insult this guy? - Page 16

Duke · #**151** 09-29-2005, 08:53 PM

Ask him if he has Tourette's, and offer to recommend a psychiatrist. Let him know that you really empathize with people with all sorts of mental deficiencies. Then ask him if he feels the need to say "YOU'RE A RETARD" every time he walks past a kid with Down's syndrome.

Another path to take would be to let him know that said large nose is quite sensitive, and that your wife recommended him doing a better job wiping his ass next time. I'll call this the "Slider" response.

~D

Duke · #**152** 09-29-2005, 09:05 PM

Better response:

She knows.

~D

TheBlueMonster · #**153** 09-29-2005, 09:11 PM

as if his wife can really be satisfied with his 3 inch penis. Then slap his wife in the face with your own monster shlong....

#**154** 09-29-2005, 09:21 PM

tell him he smell like goeparks

mostsmooth · #**155** 09-29-2005, 09:24 PM

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Jesus H Christ.

All you people are dense as hell.

1) perfect spot for the crop duster

2) challenge him to a "Walk Off".

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WWJD ?

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J wouldnt be seen with a chick with a big nose

gorie · #**156** 09-29-2005, 10:12 PM

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Jesus H Christ.

All you people are dense as hell.

1) perfect spot for the crop duster

2) challenge him to a "Walk Off".

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WWJD ?

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J wouldnt be seen with a chick with a big nose

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i should mention i meant J as in jesus, not big J diebitter.. however i would completely understand any confusion.
although looking back, i think the real question is WWjD?

STLantny · #**157** 09-29-2005, 10:15 PM

If your wife/gf heard it and all, you need to do something, confront him forcefully, etc. If she didnt hear it, just grease a kitchen guy to teabag his dessert.

Sightless · #**158** 09-29-2005, 10:16 PM

Ask him to step outside, if he doesn't... tell everyone he is a big coward...

#**159** 09-30-2005, 12:49 AM

I just thought of a few more:

1. Dude, that's the owner of the [bar, restaurant, store]'s wife...

2. Yeah, that's her [censored] detector. Judging by the look on her face, she just found one.

3. A big nose is better than a broken one. {punch}

4. Good one. Now pull down your pants so we can see something small.

5. Right. At least she won't have to blame anything on the "shrinkage factor".

6. If you apologize now, I might give you a courtesy reach-around later.

7. Did someone get woken up prematurely from his nap?

8. Erectile disfunction does bring out the worst in people.

9. I heard Viagra had some nasty side-effects, but this is ridiculous.

10. This is ballsy coming from a guy who's probably wearing women's underwear.

Okay, these suck, but I'm tired and bored.

Cunning Linguist · #**160** 09-30-2005, 07:16 PM

"I've got two things to say to you buddy. First, my wife is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I feel sorry that you have such terrible taste in women.

Second, if I ever hear you insult my wife, or any woman for that matter, ever again, you will have to answer to me. Learn some manners and show some [censored] respect towards women."

If he continues to mouth off, follow Jeff W's advice and act like a sociopath.