TOEJAM Offilcal Thread. *Buckets of Bounties*

[AngryCola]

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2nd that....thanks for the list cola.


My Paradise name is CutieKatie.

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Ha!
I'll make sure to update that in the final revision.

The list was no problem, as I was doing it for myself already. See ya there.

[Myrtle]

..........How's it feel to hair every crosshair in the valley pointed in your direction??!!

I be wantin dat chirt meself!!

Rotsa Ruck!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[MicroBob]

i don't understand the little spikey things in the ice-cube tray.
what's up with that?

[Jurollo]

Well after the miracle T for my opponent, much like the 9 I caught in the WSOP freeroll I lost after coming into heads up 4:1 in chips. For those that saw it, it was a crapshoot, less than 12x BB, and we were even so I pushed with KTs, he was raising and laying stuff down all final table, so no regrets, even though the railbirds caled me a moron for not dealing... Personally, I'd rather let the cards and my play decide. However, still $1100+ for $10 entry, not bad. That'll pay for my double shootout later tonight. So here is the new bounties... including one inspired by today.

FINAL JUROLLO BOUNTY LIST
$20 for knocking me out, payable in stars account or any other major poker account which allows transfers
$40 for knocking out Microbob with a rivered set, I need to be PM'd HH (Full boats do not count, only sets)
and finally....
$25 for KO'ing someone with a set of tens on turn or river. So that is $65 if you knock out Microbob on a set of tens on the river! $70 if you make fun of his cat afterwards too!

Enjoy!

~Justin (Jurollo83 on paradise)

P.S. I like jasonholdem's idea... HH's need to be sent within 24 hours (I am 2x as lenient)

[jasonHoldEm]

You missed mine, $30 to any registered poster who knocks me out before the money, $100 if you knock me out on the bubble. Must be registered poster prior to the start of the event, must post (or PM) hand history within 12 hrs to claim bounty. Note bounty is only valid BEFORE the money.

I'm jasonHoldEm at Paradise.

J

[AngryCola]

Sorry about that, it will be in the final revision in about 15 minutes.

Btw, I left out the BW "bounty", because it's not so much of a bounty as it is a side bet.

[cnfuzzd]

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i don't understand the little spikey things in the ice-cube tray.
what's up with that?

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very good bob, i was curious as to who would catch that. Check out the link

crazy stuff.

peace

john nickle

[Jurollo]

Some people have WAY too much time on their hands, including this guy!


~Justin

P.S. Keep in mind, I am posting on an internet poker forum about him having too much time on his hands, so take it for what it is worth, haha.

[AngryCola]

This is a list of all known extra bounties at the time of this posting.
It is arranged in the alphabetical order of the bounty posters' Paradise names.

This is not an official list of any sort.
The complete and binding rules for each bounty are contained within their respective posts. Portions of this list were taken from Granny's previous compilation of extra bounties.

The account names, if different than their 2+2 accounts, are given in parenthesis.

* = A goon with a regular bounty (provided by Granny) on their head.


***** THE BOUNTIES *****


*_2000Flushes:
Available ONLY after break
If you eliminate me with K-high or worse, I'll give you $100.

Bounties put up by inthacup on 2kflushes-
1. If you knock out 2000Flushes with a flush, I'll throw a stick in his bicycle spokes while he's not looking. I'll take pictures.

2. If you knock out 2000Flushes with a runner straight when all in preflop, I'll mug him in a dark alley and leave him for dead

3. If you knock him out with Q-high or worse, I'll get him wasted and throw him overboard during PPM IV.


microbob(CuTiEkAtiE):

(if he can make it)
$50 bounty if you take me out with 72o AND go all-in pre-flop!!!

If you go all-in pre-flop AND knock me out with
93s
84o
73s
T5o
Jc4d
OR
6s2h
AND
afterwards say "Bob's Kitten Rules!!" I will pay you $52.19.

If you do all this AND catch a flush on the river the same hand I will add an extra $3.74.

Offer not valid to anyone named Jurollo.


gk2400 (gklove2400) bounty put up by morgant:

$50 bounty for knocking gk2400 out of the tournament.
Morgant will also give gk2400 $50 if he is eliminated after getting the money in as a favorite.


Grouchie (grrouchie):

The lucky ducky that knocks me out of the tournament (after the rebuy period) with "Jeffery Dahmer", I will donate a hard earned 10 bucks to you.

If you make a straight out of it you get an extra 10 bucks.
If you make a flush out of it you get an extra 20 bucks.


*inthacup:

Bounty put on inthacup by 2kflushes-
If you eliminate Inthacup with a runner-runner wheel, I'll give you $1,000


*jasonHoldEm:

$30 to any registered poster who knocks me out before the money, $100 if you knock me out on the bubble. Must be registered poster prior to the start of the event, must post (or PM) hand history within 12 hrs to claim bounty. Note bounty is only valid BEFORE the money.


*Synergistic Explosions(Jolly_Aces):

"I will be playing the HAMMER every time it is dealt to me. If I knock you out with the HAMMER and I place in the tournament, I will send everyone I knocked out with the HAMMER a MYSTERY ENVELOPE. Only the people who receive the MYSTERY ENVELOPE will ever know what the contents are. If someone who receives the MYSTERY ENVELOPE wishes to divulge its contents, that is their choice. However I will never release that information to anyone, so don't ask.

If I knock someone out with an unsuited HAMMER (7-2) and go on to place in the top 5, I will give them half of what I won, as well as the MYSTERY ENVELOPE.

Again, I will be HAMMERED on HABENEROS during this tourney. I will be playing every HAMMER that is dealt to me at least to the flop,even if I have to call an all in bet before me. I will do this because I will be in a morphine opiated state of mind caused by HABENEROS and excessive endorphin releases."


Jurollo (jurollo83):

-$20 for knocking me out, payable in stars account or any other major poker account which allows transfers
-$40 for knocking out Microbob with a rivered set, I need to be PM'd HH (Full boats do not count, only sets)
and finally....
-$25 for KO'ing someone with a set of tens on turn or river. So that is $65 if you knock out Microbob on a set of tens on the river! $70 if you make fun of his cat afterwards too!

P.S. I like jasonholdem's idea... HH's need to be sent within 24 hours (I am 2x as lenient)

Bounty put up on Jurollo by MicroBob-
"If you knock out Jurollo with 99 or Q3s I will pay you $14.83."


*KingMarc(KingDVL):

$15 to anyone who eliminates the person who eliminates me with a pocket pair. So uhh, keep track or something.


*morgant:

-I put a $150 bounty on Granny, only non Stars can win it........

-Bounty put up by "I Play 2 Ski"(mrryde) on Morgant-
I will give whoever knocks Morgant out $50 if they do so with Pocket Deuces.


on_thg:

I'll offer a $70 bounty to anyone who knocks me out with Jack Seven down


*DeathValley(RollaJ):

If you knock me out and do so by getting the majority of your money in as a favorite** you get $25.
If you manage the above with a suited one gapper that doesnt contain a picture card you get $50 total

If you manage the TWO above with exactly 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] you get a total of $100

as a favorite** examples:
If I raise to $100 preflop with AA and you call and flop a straight with 3 -5 and we get all in for $700 more you win the $100 bounty. But If I raised to $400 preflop and you call, and then call 700 on the flop and then catch on the turn and get me to put my last 1000 in when you are finally ahead....... you get nothing!, good day sir.

You will be required to post the hand history where you beat me, so that I can check the odds and see if you are entitled to the bounty.


*Cubswin(sauceisboss):

"There is a $29 bounty on my head (for the 29 straight games the illini won before getting knocked off this past weekend) for anyone who posts a comment about one of the articles in this thread and knocks me out of toejam. This offer is only valid if you post your comment before the start of toejam on tuesday."

Check Cubswin's "News of the Week 3/6/2005" thread for the articles.


*adde(Streamh):

$50 to anyone taking me out (after last rebuy) with a *real* BlackJack in the pockets. Ace + Ten, not AJ or AQ or AK.


*AngryCola (Suncrusher):

A measly $20 extra will go to a person who knocks me out after the rebuy period with Q7 or 96 offsuit.
All of Granny's rules apply, and you might want to send me a PM to be absolutely sure.


*ArchAngel71857 (TupperHarley):

1. Be at _2kf's table.
2. Announce "next hand I'm going all in."
3. Do it.
4. Knock him out.
5. He'll pay you $50.
or
get rid of Cup by having AcKs when he has AsKc. Have four clubs fall. Then he will donkey punch you.
-or-

Eliminate me when I have AA. Then you can give me the reach around.


VinnyTheFish:

I will send you the following shirt when you oust me from the tournament ... provided:

(1) you PM me you size and where to send the shirt.
(2) you actually want the shirt.
(3) you can wait 3 weeks for the shirt to made, etc.
(4) you do not mind that the shirt is soiled like granny nighty!
(5) NOOOO! The shirt cannot be exchanged for cash.
(6) You do not mind being slapped in the back of the head when you are playing a live ring game in a casino.

[RollaJ]

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Some people have WAY too much time on their hands, including this guy!


~Justin

P.S. Keep in mind, I am posting on an internet poker forum about him having too much time on his hands, so take it for what it is worth, haha.

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Is that Saapbo?