How do you insult this guy?

[Sponger15SB]

I like how all the tough guys in this thread would say they'd kick his ass. Yeah I'm real sure you're all champion UFC fighters.

Clearly you do nothing and don't let jerks bother you or your vain wife. Obviously if she has a bird nose you don't mind cause you're married to her.

[balazs]

Shrug and say: "A dog's job is to bark".

[The Truth]

I like just saying "Wow, that wasn't very nice." And if you must expound something like "Didn't your mommy teach you to play nice?"

However, we really need a better context. Cause if he said something like, "woah careful big nose" it is different than "get out of my way you big nosed slut"

do you see why? Or you could SIIHP
or tell him HSSCKH

-blake

[kurosh]

This is entirely made up, so assume the meaner insult. You could replace it with ugly or fat or whatever you want.

[ripdog]

I think you borrow a line from Twain:

It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.
- Personal Recollections of Joan of Arc

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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A guy publicly insults your wife in a very hurtful manner while you are present. She has an above average sized nose and he said something mean about it. You can see she took it hard. I don't consider walking away an option and violence is secondary.

The guy is rich, 30 years old, white, in good shape and attractive. He has a hot wife, a huge house and drives a nice car. I reserve the right to change his description.

How do you insult him? I can't think of a single generic insult. What else can you do besides hit him?

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Your wife offered to blow me when we were in [sometime he wasn't with her] together. True story.

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In all seriousness, the suggestion of making comments about his wife is just weak. I would never do that to her. Don't let his poor behavior dictate yours. The issue is with him.

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If his wife was there, didn't yell at him for saying it, then she's fair game in my opinion.

[Stuey]

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I think you borrow a line from Twain:

It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.
- Personal Recollections of Joan of Arc

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Best so far imo.

[Ralf]

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I missed that episode of reading rainbow. Why try and out A-hole the A-hole? Take the high road and be the bigger person. Kicking the crap out of someone doesn't make me a better person.

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Nothing can make you a better person, so just kick his ass.

[gunt]

go up to his gf and tell her she has lovely taste in men...then stick your tongue down her throat