Banned at Poo Mountain - Page 15

Exsubmariner · #**141** 02-18-2005, 06:33 PM

Hi Brown Thumb,
At first I thought you were trolling. Now I think you are a genuine character. I'm one of those guys who takes this game too serious and who you try to get really pi$$ed. A guy who did just what you do at the tables really set me off not to long ago. Now all that is going to happen when I meet another one (or you) is that I am going to start thinking about this thread and laughing my a$$ off. Then I'm going to start chatting with them about P.O.T.. Welcome to the Zoo.
BTW, what movie is the picture on your avatar from?
ExSubmariner

parappa · #**142** 02-18-2005, 06:54 PM

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I can see flops a plenty and the rivers that flow from those uncoordinated cards. The rivers are cold and clear and there are trout in the rivers. If by trout you mean two-outers, I will agree. Let's smoke some P.O.T. and christen these miracles two-trouters. The bust up is underway.

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This is fantastic! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

GuruCane · #**143** 02-18-2005, 07:12 PM

Mr. Thumb, you sir are a hero to all. I would love to see a heads up match between yourself and Ellix Powers of "Jack High" fame. I bet he too smokes P.O.T.

I will try to find you on Absolute this weekend if you will be there.

Please keep posting as I believe that you will eventually become an internet legend. You also provide me with endless entertainment.

nolanfan34 · #**144** 02-18-2005, 08:15 PM

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You're a genius and a welcome addition to 2+2, IMO.

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I'd just like to say congrats to Bump-En-Stein, this is even better than Iceman.

touchfaith · #**145** 02-18-2005, 08:33 PM

Somebody owes me 6 minutes worth of life.

Brown Thumb · #**146** 02-18-2005, 09:57 PM

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wow, that was really good. do a rendition of "yesterday," by the Beatles please

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Yesterday (Hombre Version)

Yesterday, Poker Mountain seemed so far away
I just logged in so I could play,
My account's blocked and I can't stay.

Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be
There's no more cloud hanging over me
oh, P.O.T. ran out suddenly

Why I got the heave-ho, I don't know, G. Brit wouldn't say
Now I have left Poo Mountain and to Party I'm on my way

Yesterday, poker was such an easy game to play
Just bet, raise, and cap the night away
I do believe P.O.T. affects my play.

Where the bankroll go, I don't know, I cannot say
I'm so stoned right now, I make for easy prey.

Yesterday, my poker chips were made of clay,
Now I see them on the cathode ray.
I'm so stoned ... I don't give a sh!t.

Oski · #**147** 02-18-2005, 10:08 PM

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You're a genius and a welcome addition to 2+2, IMO.

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I'd just like to say congrats to Bump-En-Stein, this is even better than Iceman.

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This is good stuff. However, I know for a fact that Brown Thumb is real.

I have played poker with him. He goes by Brown Thumb at a number of sites, but he goes by Nick76 at Party. He always chats about "P.O.T." Anyway, Microbob and Poker Addict as well as a few others have played with him as well.

Therefore, Brown Thumb is not likely to be Bump-en-Stein.

radar5 · #**148** 02-18-2005, 10:13 PM

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You're a genius and a welcome addition to 2+2, IMO.

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I'd just like to say congrats to Bump-En-Stein, this is even better than Iceman.

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ditto here

This is good stuff. However, I know for a fact that Brown Thumb is real.

I have played poker with him. He goes by Brown Thumb at a number of sites, but he goes by Nick76 at Party. He always chats about "P.O.T." Anyway, Microbob and Poker Addict as well as a few others have played with him as well.

Therefore, Brown Thumb is not likely to be Bump-en-Stein.

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Brown Thumb · #**149** 02-18-2005, 10:31 PM

"Run From Dutch Boyd" by Iron "Brown Thumb" Maiden

PokerSpot came across the sea
Dutch brought us pain and misery
It killed our tribes, it killed our creed
It took our money so we're out of weed.

We fought it hard we fought it well
Out on the plains we encountered a smell.
I dropped my jaw at what my fate befell
On Poker Mountain sat Norman Fell.

Raising with sooteds and barren draws
Walloping hard on the felt
Chasing the weak-tights back to their holes
Fighting them with maniac game
Rake in the pot and begin to stack
Women and children and Brown Thumbs attack

Run to the hills, run for your lives
Brown Thumb's on tilt, come claim your prize

Dutch is the master of barren wastes
RakeFree has no more game
Raping the boys and blowing the men
Dutch and the crew are so lame
Selling them whisky and taking their gold
It's time for Dutch Boyd to get Cornholed.

Run to the hills, run for your lives
Brown Thumb's on tilt, come claim your prize

Catt · #**150** 02-18-2005, 10:41 PM

After reading your prose, I was a bit less impressed with "The Joint" and thought of posting to ask you to stick to prose. After reading both "Yesterday (Hombre Version)" and "Run From Dutch Boyd" I must say that I was mistaken.

This is an effing great thread; you have real talent; I will never be able to think of Poo Mountain without thinking of you.

I wish you the best, both at poker and at scoring the highest quality P.O.T available whenever you need it for next to nothing.