What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?

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Last time I was at the Woods, playing with a maniac. He folds in CO for one bet and I ask him, "What, you didn't get enough cards?"

The other one I always liked (for bad beat whiners, might be of 2+2 origin) was, "Dealer, will you please push my girlfriend the 2nd place pot?"

NT

[John Deere]

Some favorites...

"You folded a king? A king!? You have to at least see the flop!" (After I accidently exposed by K7o while tossing into the muck.)

"Ehh, this hand is crap." (As he tosses into the muck pre-flop, after playing 83o to the river the previous hand.)

"Want to know how to make a ton of money? Just sit on the racebook all day and bet the #4 horse." (The #4 horse went on to win the next 3 consecutive races.)

"I just like to see big pots." (Justification for raising pre-flop every hand.)

"I had to call, I had jacks." (Justification for calling to river with pocket jacks, despite raises from other players with A and K on board.)

"Only crap wins at this table."

"You're raising before the flop? Before the flop? You haven't even seen the flop yet, and you're raising? What could you possibly have that you would raise without having even seen the flop!?" (During a home tournament.)

[WDC]

After betting a river with top two and a blank hit, Iget raised. I say to the gutnext tome that the river sure looked like a blank to me.

He says" There are no blanks at Canterbury Park"

We spent the night trying to get the floor to reccomend it as the officaial Tag line for the casino.

[Sundevils21]

My favorite is when a player screams "damn it" while the dealer pushes me my big(of course, rivered) pot. Then I make sure to toss the dealer a coulple chips.(for more on tipping, see the thread by busterstacks in the ot fourum [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img])

[JoeU]

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"Only crap wins at this table."


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Usually accompanied by the famous "Sometimes, you just gotta play crap."

Joe

[PiquetteAces]

Limit- Hold'em , The board on the turn is 3 small diamonds , no pair . EP player bets a flush , LP player got A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]Q [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] & he raises . The EP 3bets , & the button 4bets , & the EP calls . River isn't a diamond & they both check . The player with A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] says : " At least , the river cost me nothing ! "

- jpp

[kyro]

this is so funny, i figured it was worth a bump

[TimM]

I once flopped TPTK on a rainbow flop, against one opponent. I bet, he raised, I 3-bet, he said "I cap". Well, there is no cap at that point but I just called. The turn came a 2nd heart, I checked, he checked behind. The river brought a third heart, and again we both checked. He shows 10[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and says "See I got two free cards out of that"!

[bwana devil]

so did he get the flush?

[BonJoviJones]

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The river brought a third heart

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Looks like he did get the flush