Getting 'turned down' by a girl way below your league

[IndieMatty]

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I pulled off her bra and she left it on the floor. Later on I went and hid it in my friends butter compartment in his refridge

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Isn't that the first place she's gonna look?

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Awesome.

[IndieMatty]

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I don't think she's *that* bad.

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Well, I wouldn't rape her. Maybe you should ask her out.

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ha.

By the way, I'm not scouring myspace right now trying to find her profile. Nope. not me.

[MoreWineII]

If I were single I'd hit that. See, here's the thing...

Fat girls have tight vaginas. My theory is that it's due to all the fat pushing against the vagina walls, thereby making the vagina, overall, tighter than average.

Fat girls also tend to come with big jugs.

I've boned a coupla fatties in my time, and there's no shame in it.

There is, however, quite a bit of shame in not being able to get into a horny fat girl's pants. That you should be very embarassed about.

[Easy E]

I would normally not have a problem adding an ugly girl to my friendship list as I am very compassionate, but I can't stop thinking about how gross this girl is

Which one of you is out of the league?

Get a life, loser boy

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Fat girls have tight vaginas.


ahahhahahahahahahhahahaha

[Maulik]

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Fat girls have tight vaginas.


ahahhahahahahahahhahahaha

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nh

[touchfaith]

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I say he posts his picture and if he is good looking enough that Big Steve is willing to SIIHP, he will have proven his point.


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and remind me, what point is that again? I couldn't care less if no one takes my word for not being out of her league... not like it even takes much, it isn't much of an accomplishment. My 'point' was whether or not I should risk some pukage to spare her feelings. I have no concern for having my looks evaluated

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(Ugly) WIMP!

[DukeSucks]

Somehow I missed this thread the first time, but reading the whole thing start to finish (with a slight detour to badboyy's pics) has me cracking up. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[augie00]

This is the best thread on OOT right now.

[DemonDeac]

here are my thoughts:
that is one of the ugliest woman i have ever seen in my lifetime. im was literally frightened upon looking at her.
i know you were drunk and all, but god damn, anyone that finds her even remotely attractive(drunk or sober) must have standards about an inch off the floor. be glad that this chick turned you down because knowing that you did anything with her beyond grabbin her titties should make you vomit uncontrollably.

my advice is to find her and beat her senseless with a stick.

p.s. you're a [censored] for not posting you're pic so we can see what league we're talking here.