If you could punch any celeberity in the face...

[Voltron87]

you do realize when geraldo was in afghanistan he talked about how he carried a gun and would pop one in osama if he saw him? or that he drew a map in the sand of where the us troops he was with were on live tv, when the troops were trying not to be found?

[Rushmore]

Stephen Hawking.

If nobody will let me hit Stephen Hawking, I guess Joan Rivers would have to be good enough.

Maybe somebody else could hit Barbra Streisand for me, while I am hitting Stephen Hawking (or Joan Rivers, if nobody will let me hit Stephen Hawking).

[CallMeIshmael]

"There was nothing in Al Capone's vault... But it wasn't Geraldo's fault!"

[Blarg]

Yeah, he's an idiot, but he doesn't have the immediate extremely grating aspect Gifford does. She's like an unstoppable monster of freakish smarmyness and celebrity phoniness and insincerity. Geraldo is more a horror you have to contemplate while fighitng down nausea; Kathie Lee Gifford provokes existential terror and immediate full-body projectile vomiting.

[Edge34]

I know she's not really a celebrity, but I'm so [censored] tired of hearing about her, I'd punch that stupid Jennifer Wilbanks (the runaway bride) right in the jaw, Jermaine O'Neal style.

[gunt]

maya angelou
mini me
amarosa
david blaine
carson daly
barry bonds
steinbrenner
allen iverson
a rod

[milliondollaz]

how about that cocky fcuk Simon from American Idol.

I'll admit, i've never actually seen the show, but he still pisses me off. And I doubt anyone is actually going to disagree w/ me...

[brassnuts]

Bam Margera

[JTrout]

Wacko Jacko.

I think his nose might pop like those packing bubbles.

King of...
POP!

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Stephen Hawking.


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Yeah...that's all I gotta say....yeah