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I was playing dodgeball on the blacktop in kindergarden. I tripped and fell to the ground. A girl that I barely knew walked up to me and kissed me while I was down. I stood up, and puched her in the face. [/ QUOTE ] |
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one time i called my girlfriend a walking trend. we are no longer together.
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Dumbest thing you ever said to a girl [/ QUOTE ] Sitting at sports betting bar at the Bellagio, I was approached by a working girl that really tried to fish me for a f*ck. I was half drunk, told her that it was too much, but she wouldn't give up and then I just to her to go away and leave me alone. 2 minutes later, I get a tap on the shoulder, half pissed drunk, half pissed cuz my Canucks were losing 2-1 to the St. Louis Blues in Game 6. I get a tap on my shoulder and then let a hollar, "LOOK, I'LL DO IT FOR $300, NO MORE..$500 IS A [censored] RIP OFF OK!?" I turn around, it's my GF. Lawrence. |
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Priceless.
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[ QUOTE ] Dumbest thing you ever said to a girl [/ QUOTE ] Sitting at sports betting bar at the Bellagio, I was approached by a working girl that really tried to fish me for a f*ck. I was half drunk, told her that it was too much, but she wouldn't give up and then I just to her to go away and leave me alone. 2 minutes later, I get a tap on the shoulder, half pissed drunk, half pissed cuz my Canucks were losing 2-1 to the St. Louis Blues in Game 6. I get a tap on my shoulder and then let a hollar, "LOOK, I'LL DO IT FOR $300, NO MORE..$500 IS A [censored] RIP OFF OK!?" I turn around, it's my GF. Lawrence. [/ QUOTE ] thats actually pretty f'in funny |
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Did she know what you were talking about lawrence?
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[ QUOTE ] Dumbest thing you ever said to a girl [/ QUOTE ] Sitting at sports betting bar at the Bellagio, I was approached by a working girl that really tried to fish me for a f*ck. I was half drunk, told her that it was too much, but she wouldn't give up and then I just to her to go away and leave me alone. 2 minutes later, I get a tap on the shoulder, half pissed drunk, half pissed cuz my Canucks were losing 2-1 to the St. Louis Blues in Game 6. I get a tap on my shoulder and then let a hollar, "LOOK, I'LL DO IT FOR $300, NO MORE..$500 IS A [censored] RIP OFF OK!?" I turn around, it's my GF. Lawrence. [/ QUOTE ] Wow. That is awesome. |
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[ QUOTE ] Good Guys? (And DC is really odd about the strip-club etiquitte.) -d [/ QUOTE ] they definitely do that kind of thing at camelot. dance for a while, get tipped, then walk around and make you feel like you have to give them more. [/ QUOTE ] It was at Joanna's 1819 club, two doors down from Camelot. Nothumb, they don't do lapdances in DC. I know man. What a sham. |
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WTF, why would you ever go to a strip club where you can't get a perfumed, lubricated ass rubbed against your worst pair of pants?
BTW, do you ever wear sweatpants without underwear and 'get your money's worth' ?? NT |
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On a first date, after a long night of drinking, during a conversation I got myself stuck and had to say "uh, what was your name again?" Russ [/ QUOTE ] Welcome to the story of my life |
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