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Old 12-06-2004, 03:32 AM
TheBlueMonster TheBlueMonster is offline
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Default Bad Beat Contest......

After reading about so many bad beats, I would like to propose a fun little contest. Who can come up with the worst bad beat story. (Don't bother commenting on whether someone played a hand correctly) I'll start us off with something that happened to me today.

I'm sitting at a NL table with two other players who have slightly larger stacks than me. I'm dealt A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] on the BB. Button makes it 2xBB and other guy re-raises. I come over the top of him. BB re-raises, SB calls, I re-raise all in. Both players call.
Flop: A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (both check)
Turn: 8 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (both check)
River: J [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (SB all in, BB calls)
Result: they both had Q 10 and split the pot.
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Old 12-06-2004, 03:42 AM
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Default Re: Bad Beat Contest......

This thread is going to be awesome!

I once had 2 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]2 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] in NL Texas Hold'em. I raised preflop and the BB called.

The flop was J [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]T [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]6 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

He bet and I just knew he had nothing so I went all in! He called, and I was right, he had nothing! He only had K [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]Q [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].

The turn was the 6 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and the river was the T [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. He got runner runner to beat me! Can you believe it?!? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
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Old 12-06-2004, 03:48 AM
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Default Re: Bad Beat Contest......

Let me tell u a non bad beat i got it was scary pre flop i 200nl game i raised 8 pre flop i had pocket 9's flop comes out 678 of spades i have 9 of spades. ok i check to see what he will do now dont say this bad move cuz all night this player has been telling exactly what hand he has after flop he chekcs next card out a 9 he checks i and i bet 9 after 15 he calls next card comes out 9 he fast checks i move all in and he calls me with his 5 4 of spades to beat me with a straight flush. lol cute but not funny
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Old 12-06-2004, 03:50 AM
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Default Re: Bad Beat Contest......

In the movie "Pirates of the Caribbean", the pretty guy from 21 Jump St. and the pretty guy from The Lord of The Rings have a sword fight in a blacksmith's shop. They jump on stuff, and then they're up in the rafters, and then it seems like the blond guy is going to win, so the guy who used to date Kate Moss hits the elf-dude with some sawdust and pulls a gun and the fight is pretty much over but the elf says "you cheated" and 21 jump street says "Pirate" (very knowingly) and then Gimli hits Gilbert Grape with a wine jug and he is apt to be hanged.

I guess they both got bad beats that day.
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Old 12-06-2004, 04:48 AM
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Default Re: Bad Beat Contest......

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In the movie "Pirates of the Caribbean", the pretty guy from 21 Jump St. and the pretty guy from The Lord of The Rings have a sword fight in a blacksmith's shop. They jump on stuff, and then they're up in the rafters, and then it seems like the blond guy is going to win, so the guy who used to date Kate Moss hits the elf-dude with some sawdust and pulls a gun and the fight is pretty much over but the elf says "you cheated" and 21 jump street says "Pirate" (very knowingly) and then Gimli hits Gilbert Grape with a wine jug and he is apt to be hanged.

I guess they both got bad beats that day.

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Keira Knightley is hot
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Old 12-06-2004, 05:13 AM
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Default Re: Bad Beat Contest......

yeah she is...and i watched that movie today, it was much better than godsend...
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Old 12-06-2004, 06:43 PM
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Default Re: Bad Beat Contest......

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...and then Gimli hits Gilbert Grape with a wine jug and he is apt to be hanged.

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Gimli is the dwarf. Legolas is the name you are reaching for.

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Old 12-06-2004, 07:44 PM
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No, legolas doesn't hit peter pan with a jug, watch pirates of the caribbean. It's gimli.
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Old 12-06-2004, 08:16 PM
cnfuzzd cnfuzzd is offline
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Default Re: Bad Beat Contest......

hum,, i guess this might be possible given that it is showing on some movie channel i receive, but i think it would violate the ethical standard i set to never watch the movie based on a ride. I did hear Depp's performance was a dead-on impression of Kieth Richards, but i still dont think i could bring myself to watch it. How about this: we just agree that "try wearing a corset" is one of the worst lines ever put to paper.


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Old 12-07-2004, 04:54 AM
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Default Re: Bad Beat Contest......

Are you saying that John Rys-Davies (gimli in LOTR) was the drunk guy that hit him over the head? If so, you are incorrect. It was not the same actor. Not sure who it was though. [ QUOTE ]
No, legolas doesn't hit peter pan with a jug, watch pirates of the caribbean. It's gimli.

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