Ask any newbie question here

[citanul]

The last version of this post proved a bit of fun, but didn't get to the heart of many commonly asked or possibly scared to ask poker questions.

Please don't fill this thread with joke posts people, I'll delete them. But if you've got a question that you think is a frequently asked one that isn't in the FAQ, or if you have a question that otherwise just goes in the bin "newbie questions" please throw them in here. Questions can be poker, software, forum, whatever, related.

Others who are not me are of course welcome to respond to questions.

citanul