thoughts on marriage and money: am i totally off here? - Page 11

BusterStacks · #**101** 10-03-2005, 03:15 PM

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I have never in my entire life met a girl who expressed interest in a furry toilet seat cover.

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I have never in my entire life met a girl who could be a best friend to any guy. What's your point?

Aloysius · #**102** 10-03-2005, 03:16 PM

Why can't your wife also be your "best friend"?

Why does it have to be a guy? Is there something inherent in a marriage that makes "wife as bestfriend" untenable?

BusterStacks · #**103** 10-03-2005, 03:18 PM

No, there is something inherent in women that makes them too different to be the type of friend that your best guy friend is. Surely this is not news...

Pyromaniac · #**104** 10-03-2005, 03:19 PM

This thread reminds me of that joke about the guy getting a blowjob from his wife-to-be on the night before their wedding.

But I don't tell jokes very well...

JayLear · #**105** 10-03-2005, 03:23 PM

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No, there is something inherent in women that makes them too different to be the type of friend that your best guy friend is. Surely this is not news...

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I'm guessing you equate a best friend as somebody whose fart you would light or have a belching contest against.

BoogerFace · #**106** 10-03-2005, 03:24 PM

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No, there is something inherent in women that makes them too different to be the type of friend that your best guy friend is. Surely this is not news...

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I'm guessing you equate a best friend as somebody whose fart you would light or have a belching contest against.

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Actually, I've had farting/burping contests with women.

codewarrior · #**107** 10-03-2005, 03:25 PM

For the record, I wouldn't get near one of my wife's farts with an open flame - I don't have that kind of insurance. And we regularly score each other's belches. She's winning, of late.

BusterStacks · #**108** 10-03-2005, 03:26 PM

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For the record, I wouldn't get near one of my wife's farts with an open flame - I don't have that kind of insurance. And we regularly score each other's belches. She's winning, of late.

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Have you guys seen who has the bigger penis?

JayLear · #**109** 10-03-2005, 03:27 PM

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And we regularly score each other's belches. She's winning, of late.

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Based on your avatar, I'd say it's all in the lungs. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

codewarrior · #**110** 10-03-2005, 03:28 PM

Clever. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]