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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] If I ever think of not using one, unless the chick is 'fixed' which I've done, I think of the possibility of 18 years worth of payments. (STD's aside) No way in hell do I want to endure that. [/ QUOTE ] Date a girl who is pro-choice. [/ QUOTE ] Many girls change their minds once the bun is in the oven. Good luck holding them to their initial opinion. b [/ QUOTE ] Not girls that I date. I speak from experience. I've talked more than one into an abortion. [/ QUOTE ] This is hilarious. Exactly how many times have you slipped it past the goalie? [/ QUOTE ] 3. Two of the three times I didn't use a condom or have the girl use BC. [/ QUOTE ] Let me get this straight: you've knocked up three girls and have had two fetuses aborted?? [/ QUOTE ] Yes. Is there something wrong with that? |
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Well, I mean, besides the possible post-traumatic stress disorders?
Yeah, a lot of stuff besides that actually, but I'll let others elaborate. |
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[ QUOTE ] What? I'm not calling you a tool or anything, I just found your statement surprising, that's all. I'm going to assume you weren't talking about me though. [/ QUOTE ] Yeah look a few posts up. My response was to yours but the sarcasm wasnt directed at you (it was to another poster that thought I was trying to be an internet celebrity for the fact that I can have sex longer than 15 mins. That man must be hard up on something.). Not my intention to make it feel I was speaking of you. sorry about that. Nice avatar by the way. [/ QUOTE ] internet celebrity? No I just think that people who like to try and one up other peoples sex comments are huge douches. Which you obviously are. "what, your dick is only 6 inches? Wow, mine is 9!" But its ok, you are short and insecure, and the internet is a breeding ground for your type, so carry on little man. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] If I ever think of not using one, unless the chick is 'fixed' which I've done, I think of the possibility of 18 years worth of payments. (STD's aside) No way in hell do I want to endure that. [/ QUOTE ] Date a girl who is pro-choice. [/ QUOTE ] Many girls change their minds once the bun is in the oven. Good luck holding them to their initial opinion. b [/ QUOTE ] Not girls that I date. I speak from experience. I've talked more than one into an abortion. [/ QUOTE ] This is hilarious. Exactly how many times have you slipped it past the goalie? [/ QUOTE ] 3. Two of the three times I didn't use a condom or have the girl use BC. [/ QUOTE ] Let me get this straight: you've knocked up three girls and have had two fetuses aborted?? [/ QUOTE ] Yes. Is there something wrong with that? [/ QUOTE ] No, not at all. You sir, are a humanitarian. Well j/k, you're totally twisted if you've led to two abortions. Most people don't have any--One would think you'd learn after the first one. But killing your offspring is probably good for the Earth. God forbid one little Dead would start posting in OOT about Yankees crap. What a scary thought. |
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internet celebrity? No I just think that people who like to try and one up other peoples sex comments are huge douches. Which you obviously are. "what, your dick is only 6 inches? Wow, mine is 9!" But its ok, you are short and insecure, and the internet is a breeding ground for your type, so carry on little man. [/ QUOTE ] I couldn't agree more. I'm sick of people in here boasting about their sex exploits and then accusing people who they don't know of never getting laid. |
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sounds like you need to get laid.
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Sounds like u need to get laid. That and get some orginality. I mean, with your little flames you have going, its stock cliche after stock cliche. Either way, you're way way off. But I couldnt expect less from you.
First of all, the comment you took offense at, the one about going for more than 15 mins? LOL, while it is true, it was said in jest. 1.So you suck at detecting sarcasm 2.You are obviously way way insecure for the fact that you took great offense to a comment that was not meant to be taken with all seriousness. (Oh wait, I forgot, you were taking up the fight for all the others who may have taken offense to that comment.) PS. You keep typing that Im insecure, blah blah. Little man, etc. I mean seriously, you make me laugh. Thats all u got? If your going to try and jab somebody, at least make it worthwhile. But what can you expect from a man who responds like a 15 year old. Oui. Grow some balls, learn how to detect sarcasm. If you're insecure, start a thread, maybe someone could help you out. [ QUOTE ] 15 minutes? Wow thats short. When Im having sex its usually half and hour or more. (this is without stopping). [/ QUOTE ] Does no one else see this as a sarcastic jab that was said in jest? Why do u think I put the last comment in (). |
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[quoteIt's also easier clean up with a condom. Unless you like sleeping on your wet spot.
[/ QUOTE ] It's a matter of technic. Wet spot goes on HER side! bc |
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[quoteIt's also easier clean up with a condom. Unless you like sleeping on your wet spot. [/ QUOTE ] It's a matter of technic. Wet spot goes on HER side! bc [/ QUOTE ] Awesome. |
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Because the velvety yet dumb feel of the elastic reminds you of yer ever-ready, friendly, frustrating masturbatory hand.
Ah, good times ! |
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