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I have never in my entire life met a girl who expressed interest in a furry toilet seat cover. [/ QUOTE ] I have never in my entire life met a girl who could be a best friend to any guy. What's your point? |
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Why can't your wife also be your "best friend"?
Why does it have to be a guy? Is there something inherent in a marriage that makes "wife as bestfriend" untenable? |
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No, there is something inherent in women that makes them too different to be the type of friend that your best guy friend is. Surely this is not news...
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This thread reminds me of that joke about the guy getting a blowjob from his wife-to-be on the night before their wedding.
But I don't tell jokes very well... |
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No, there is something inherent in women that makes them too different to be the type of friend that your best guy friend is. Surely this is not news... [/ QUOTE ] I'm guessing you equate a best friend as somebody whose fart you would light or have a belching contest against. |
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[ QUOTE ] No, there is something inherent in women that makes them too different to be the type of friend that your best guy friend is. Surely this is not news... [/ QUOTE ] I'm guessing you equate a best friend as somebody whose fart you would light or have a belching contest against. [/ QUOTE ] Actually, I've had farting/burping contests with women. |
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For the record, I wouldn't get near one of my wife's farts with an open flame - I don't have that kind of insurance. And we regularly score each other's belches. She's winning, of late.
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For the record, I wouldn't get near one of my wife's farts with an open flame - I don't have that kind of insurance. And we regularly score each other's belches. She's winning, of late. [/ QUOTE ] Have you guys seen who has the bigger penis? |
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And we regularly score each other's belches. She's winning, of late. [/ QUOTE ] Based on your avatar, I'd say it's all in the lungs. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] |
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Clever. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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